You know you spend too much time with the horses when...

[sasha1414]

When you are putting shoes on a child and you click then say 'up' to get them to raise their leg up! I've even tightened my grip on a wheelbarrow once after hearing a bang incase it spooked, mad!!

 

[Spotsrock]

When wearing non-horsey gear makes you feel 'unusual'!

I never know what to wear when not jods, feel like fish out of water

 

[numptynoelle]

I thought of another one: I always hold my shopping bags like reins on a double bridle - I find myself 'taking a check' to balance round street corners :redface3:

 

[HaffiesRock]

I went to a meeting last week at workand was looking for a pen in my beautiful Radley bag. I pulled out a pack of polo's and a hoof pick before finding a pen...

 

[DiNozzo]

When going down a steep hill when its wet and the car starts to get faster... Instead of using the break you sit up, use your core and attempt to 'hold' through the steering wheel and not the brake pedal...

 

[MungoMadness]

When going down a steep hill when its wet and the car starts to get faster... Instead of using the break you sit up, use your core and attempt to 'hold' through the steering wheel and not the brake pedal...

Yes I do this!

I can only get on my bike/surf board from the left hand side. Just feels wrong from the right!

 

[LottieDot]

I had my first driving lesson on Thursday and patted and said 'good boy' to the car, much to my instructor's amusement!!!

 

[Fides]

When the yard is swept and perfectly clean and the house is a bomb site...

 

[Clannad48]

When you know the only way to get your daughter to tidy her room is to get a wheelbarrow and shavings fork out

 

[Nessa4]

When you are putting shoes on a child and you click then say 'up' to get them to raise their leg up! I've even tightened my grip on a wheelbarrow once after hearing a bang incase it spooked, mad!!

I did the first one when I was nursing my OH and he'd got to the stage of needing help with dressing - I'd been doing it for a week before he pointed it out!

I've lost several perfectly good hoof picks at airport security.

Why are there horse treats in *every* coat I own (Including two that I have NEVER been to the yard in)?