You know you're an equestrian when...

when someone is walking really slow and you say "trot on" to get them to speed up

or

you scratch your leg, only to realise that you've been bitten by a frickin horse fly!! YES THAT'S ME RIGHT NOW, ouchhhh
 
When there's a mess in the sink at the office and everyone's squealing and saying it's disgusting. Fgs, it's only teabags and biscuit crumbs!
When I'm the only woman in the office who would consider climbing on a desk to sort out the window blind mechanism. (It's not as high as a stirrup).
When something heavy needs shifting.
When I'm the only woman in the office with iffy nails and mud on my shoes.
 
I found straw in my bed last night - my mare lives out all year; very confusing. I have not been entertaining a young man in her stable on the sly before anyone thinks to suggest it :D
 
pansymouse said:
I found straw in my bed last night - my mare lives out all year; very confusing. I have not been entertaining a young man in her stable on the sly before anyone thinks to suggest it :D
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I was changing the sheets and found it underneath on my mattress?! How did that happen?

D66 said:
When there's a mess in the sink at the office and everyone's squealing and saying it's disgusting. Fgs, it's only teabags and biscuit crumbs!
When I'm the only woman in the office who would consider climbing on a desk to sort out the window blind mechanism. (It's not as high as a stirrup).
When something heavy needs shifting.
When I'm the only woman in the office with iffy nails and mud on my shoes.
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A mouse got discovered one day in the office and I was the only non-hysterical person and then made to check everyone's handbags in case it had got in there and am regularly called upon for spider removal.
 
I always raise my hand to thank cars .... when I'm on a bike

The girl in the bank asks how the horse got on with the vet

Talking to a friend of the ex, he was asking about my two year old and asked had I left him with my parents (at dinner party) I cheerfully said - no, he's in the field at home - he looked a bit :O (he was called Rupert to be fair! )
 
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