you know your'e horsey when............

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you get stuck behind a supermarket home delivery vehicle and start planning on how you would convert it into a nice little horsebox........

and when you wouldn't dream of spending lots of money on clothes for yourself but think nothing of shelling out upwards of £100 for a rug.........
 
I do that wishfull thinking when on the motorway and i watch all the really posh/nice lorry box's go pass me on the other lane. two words "Lotto win".... and when not thinking twice when i go to the tack shop for a bottle of hoof oil and come out with a saddle!!! LOL
 
You know all 6 security codes to the yard and the tackrooms but you have to have all your card pin and phone pin numbers programmed to the same 4 digit number
 
oh yes i went looking for odds and sods at tack shop the other day and came out with a sadle !!! lol
then think to myself oh i need new shoes etc but would rather keep my money for horse !!!!!
 
When you don't have a horse but have 3 head collars and leadropes, a haynet, numnah, grass reins and a full grooming kit sitting in the garage!!!!
 
When driving i look at fields and think how much my lot would love it to be running about in it lol.

Or could i change the downstairs bedroom into a stable lol
 
You stand at the gate of your field knee deep in mud in the pitch dark yelling for your pony, only to find he's been brought in by your friend and is cosy and warm munching hay !!!!!!
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When you have filled your home garage full with hay bales and the car sits on the drive outside!!! When you take a detor no matter where you are going to 'just check on your horse' even if it is quicker to go the other way!
 
When you have to limit the amount of salad and veg you buy because it won't fit in the fridge because both salad drawers and one shelf are full of carrots for the horse!!!
 
When you wander into the supermarket, dressed in wellies, jodphurs, an old manky coat, covered in mud, your hair all scruffy and bits of hay stuck to you, oblivous to the fact that you probably smell of horse, and really don't care what anyone thinks of you!
 
When you open the car door and a whirl wind of hay and straw comes out LOL

You put your hand in your pocket in the pub and bailing string and straw comes out....

You get to work in the winter and as your boots start to warm up a smell of horses eminates from under the desk where you got changed at the the yard before work but had to run back to put a thicker rug on your ned!

When your house looks like world war three has gone off, you look like you died a week ago but someone forgot to tell you BUT your stable and your horse look ready to step out onto the catwalk!! LOL
 
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My back kills so much I can hardly bend down - can't afford to get it looked at but horsey recently had chiro out twice, physio and dentist in space of 6 weeks!

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That is so me
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And most of the others apply too, except the jumping ones
 
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