You know you've spent too much time with your horse when ...........

[Porkie]

............ you're standing at a pedestrian crossing in the middle of town waiting to cross the road and a big lorry makes a very large piece of paper flap it's way incontollably towards you ......... and you get ready to hang on !!!!

 

[reddie]

Or a huge piece of farm machinery comes by and you look for the nearest gateway!

 

[black_horse]

.........when you turn the corner in the road to spy that same white painted rock sitting exactly where it always has for the last year and you get ready to brace all four legs, arch neck, snort several times then spin as though you are in a wild west show.

 

[peanut]

..... you tell the cat to "walk on"

 

[black_horse]

...when making the bed you plie it all up one end of the room during the day XD

 

[Stacie_and_Jed]

.......start clicking at people to get their attention!

 

[stencilface]

....you're riding a bike and get ready for it to spook at the scary leaf/plastic bag/white stone/grass blade

 

[Porkie]

[ QUOTE ]
..... you tell the cat to "walk on"

[/ QUOTE ]

pmsl !! I've done that with the dog !!!

 

[AmyMay]

You call everything "Good Lad".........

 

[moodiestmare]

....when you tell your child and husband to back up.....

 

[moodiestmare]

...or you tap you childs leg to lift their foot to put a shoe on and wonder why they stare at you...

 

[RunToEarth]

When you start talking to your friends and family in the same way you speak to your beloved horse, including "clicking" at people to get them to walk forwards

 

[bex1984]

...you go into jumping position when driving over speed bumps.

...you prod your OH and say "over!" when you want him to move (I keep getting in trouble for this

)

 

[buzzles]

......... one of the wheels on your jeep is making a noise and when the mechanic asks which one you tell him the off hind!! Also clicking at your jeep to try and encourage it up hills and taking a 'feel' on the steering wheel when you're braking!!!

 

[_unregistered_]

LOL @ all of those

 

[spookypony]

[ QUOTE ]
You call everything "Good Lad".........

[/ QUOTE ]

or "good pony"...

...you think about applying more inside leg to your car when driving around a corner...

 

[CBAnglo]

I once told my friend to trot on when I wanted him to hurry up ... and he did!

 

[trundle]

[ QUOTE ]
...or you tap you childs leg to lift their foot to put a shoe on and wonder why they stare at you...

[/ QUOTE ]

Bwahahahahah, I've done that (i tell her to "pick up" as well). However, my child doesn't stare at me, because I do it so often, she KNOWS why I do it ! She knows her mummy is bonkers.

 

[Hippona]

[ QUOTE ]
....when you tell your child and husband to back up.....

[/ QUOTE ]

yep- done that, also done the leg-tap for kids shoes putting on.....

Told my son to 'walk-on' the other day too

...they're all used to it by now, thank god!

 

[The Original Kao]

LMAO @ all of those

Here's mine from today:

You fall flat on your ass after sliding on ice, bump your head and quickly get up and look for your loose steed

Was just like falling off a horse

 

[jib1987]

[ QUOTE ]
..... you tell the cat to "walk on"

[/ QUOTE ]

Done that with the car and told it to, "and wow!" at a set of lights!

 

[jumpthemoon]

Hehe...! I drove past a big bin lorry yesterday and was poised ready for my car to spook as we went past

!!!

I felt a bit silly afterwards, lol!

 

[Nels]

I told the car to "steady boy" coming up to a set of lights yesterday!

 

[Ashgrove]

lol at all of them.

[ QUOTE ]
...or you tap you childs leg to lift their foot to put a shoe on and wonder why they stare at you...

[/ QUOTE ]

I do this most days

 

[laceyhiggs]

haha i do all these.. my daughter told my hubby to walk on the other day i could have peed myself

 

[Stacie_and_Jed]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
..... you tell the cat to "walk on"

[/ QUOTE ]

Done that with the car and told it to, "and wow!" at a set of lights!

[/ QUOTE ]

I do that every day!!!

 

[martyfisch]

[ QUOTE ]
...you go into jumping position when driving over speed bumps.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm not alone!!! Yay!!!

When you pat the cat with as much power behind it as you pat the horse

You hold everything like a set of reins

 

[superstar565]

These things are all so true and I can recall myself doing many of them!!!

 

[BankEndRescue]

[ QUOTE ]
...or you tap you childs leg to lift their foot to put a shoe on and wonder why they stare at you...

[/ QUOTE ]

LMAO!!!! Yep I'm guilty as sin of doing this on a regular basis, luckily Aislinn knows where I'm coming from!

 

[gg68]

My daughter is a fairly new mum, she asked when do I give baby hard food? Meaning weaning.