TGM
Well-Known Member
Score 20 points for each statement below that is true of you:
You put up photos of your pony's 'confirmation' for CC but get the hump when people point out his straight shoulder, capped hock and ewe neck!
You think whips and spurs are cruel and should never be used.
You refer to your horse by any or all of the following terms: my baby, ponio, coblet or sexy man. (5 points for each term used)
You are a fully paid up member of the Parelli Savvy Club.
You would never hit your horse however badly he behaved.
You know your laminitic pony needs a restricted diet, but still give him handfuls of mix so he knows you love him.
You have paid an 'equine communicator' to come out to your horse.
You always say that other people's photos are 'lovely' even when you can see all the horse's ribs and said animal is munching on a piece of ragwort.
You boast of rescuing a meat horse from the Continent whilst enjoying your factory farmed roast chicken.
You ask for CC on your riding but throw your toys out of the pram when people suggest you are not the next Ellen Whitaker and point out that your pelham is on upside down!
You think it is cruel to put horses to sleep and would rather your ancient pony died 'naturally' in the field, and conveniently ignore the fact that this will probably be due to hypothermia when he lies down on a cold, wet night and can't get back up again.
You love the clothes that Katie Price wears!
You choose your horse's feed, rugs and clip purely by copying what everyone else at the yard does!
You prefer to do lots of groundwork with your horse because you feel you are betraying his trust by putting a saddle on him.
You buy your horse a birthday card every year.
Over 250 points - You are an out-and-out fluffy bunny and should leg it out of this forum before the hardcore HHOers eat you for breakfast!
150-249 points - You have oodles of fluffiness, but there is still an outside chance you can be saved if you listen carefully to the advice on HHO.
50-149 points - You have a distinct air of fluffiness about you, but a couple of weeks on HHO should soon sort you out!
1-50 points - Every so often little aspects of fluffiness distract from your normally sensible approach.
0 points - Congratulations - you are a fully-fledged hardcore HHOer!
You put up photos of your pony's 'confirmation' for CC but get the hump when people point out his straight shoulder, capped hock and ewe neck!
You think whips and spurs are cruel and should never be used.
You refer to your horse by any or all of the following terms: my baby, ponio, coblet or sexy man. (5 points for each term used)
You are a fully paid up member of the Parelli Savvy Club.
You would never hit your horse however badly he behaved.
You know your laminitic pony needs a restricted diet, but still give him handfuls of mix so he knows you love him.
You have paid an 'equine communicator' to come out to your horse.
You always say that other people's photos are 'lovely' even when you can see all the horse's ribs and said animal is munching on a piece of ragwort.
You boast of rescuing a meat horse from the Continent whilst enjoying your factory farmed roast chicken.
You ask for CC on your riding but throw your toys out of the pram when people suggest you are not the next Ellen Whitaker and point out that your pelham is on upside down!
You think it is cruel to put horses to sleep and would rather your ancient pony died 'naturally' in the field, and conveniently ignore the fact that this will probably be due to hypothermia when he lies down on a cold, wet night and can't get back up again.
You love the clothes that Katie Price wears!
You choose your horse's feed, rugs and clip purely by copying what everyone else at the yard does!
You prefer to do lots of groundwork with your horse because you feel you are betraying his trust by putting a saddle on him.
You buy your horse a birthday card every year.
Over 250 points - You are an out-and-out fluffy bunny and should leg it out of this forum before the hardcore HHOers eat you for breakfast!
150-249 points - You have oodles of fluffiness, but there is still an outside chance you can be saved if you listen carefully to the advice on HHO.
50-149 points - You have a distinct air of fluffiness about you, but a couple of weeks on HHO should soon sort you out!
1-50 points - Every so often little aspects of fluffiness distract from your normally sensible approach.
0 points - Congratulations - you are a fully-fledged hardcore HHOer!
