Your HHO Fluffiness Rating!

I am a perfect *cough* ten because I scored myself half of one of the 20 point questions.

Not saying which though
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0 points - Congratulations - you are a fully-fledged hardcore HHOer!
I do have fluffy moments but your quiz did not reveal them!

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I'm guessing that you're not alone in that Cuffey - I'm sure we all have a teeny tiny bit of fluff at our core somewhere! (see thread on films and books that make you cry!)
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A resounding zero,thank heavens for that.
Do I get minus (bonus?) points for putting a muzzle on my laminitic pony
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Don't think so MurphysMinder - but you would get extra points if you saw a muzzle and thought "oh, poor ponio - it must be hungry!!"
 
Hmmm...might throw toys out of pram now that I've found out people comment on other people's conformation pics
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I wouldn't mind bad comments!
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I got 5 for calling the mare my baby and I'm not sure if I'm due another for calling the cob 'Cob' although I leave off the 'let' and add fat at the beginning.
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Hmmm...might throw toys out of pram now that I've found out people comment on other people's conformation pics
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I wouldn't mind bad comments!
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I got 5 for calling the mare my baby and I'm not sure if I'm due another for calling the cob 'Cob' although I leave off the 'let' and add fat at the beginning.
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Fat Cob is definitely allowed - no Fluffy points there!!
 
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Do you know... I think admitting to the occasional brain fart actually makes you LESS fluffy. I'm rather prone to BFs myself and refuse to be fluffy!
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I do cry unashamedly in all horse films though...
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I'm all for a good brain f*rt m'self, makes the day go so much better I find
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Wow am a hardcore nil though did give horsey kins a birthday card on his 21st......and no I do not call him horsey kins really well perhaps in private when no one else is listening....
 
5... Bronson is sometimes referred to as Ponio
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But then again, he is also called ****face on a more regular basis, and Bounty was often the Coblin (cross between cob and goblin?) so can I have points deducted?
 
Score 20 points for each statement below that is true of you:

You put up photos of your pony's 'confirmation' for CC but get the hump when people point out his straight shoulder, capped hock and ewe neck!
<font color="blue"> Nope! Wouldn't ask LOL </font>

You think whips and spurs are cruel and should never be used.

<font color="blue"> nope - use them when needed. </font>

You refer to your horse by any or all of the following terms: my baby, ponio, coblet or sexy man. (5 points for each term used)

<font color="blue"> wow surprisingly no! Will admit to Tarakin Lady T and other ones though so 20 points for me
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You are a fully paid up member of the Parelli Savvy Club.

<font color="blue"> nope! </font>

You would never hit your horse however badly he behaved.

<font color="blue"> I would </font>

You know your laminitic pony needs a restricted diet, but still give him handfuls of mix so he knows you love him.

<font color="blue"> nope </font>

You have paid an 'equine communicator' to come out to your horse.

<font color="blue"> hahaha nope! </font>

You always say that other people's photos are 'lovely' even when you can see all the horse's ribs and said animal is munching on a piece of ragwort.

<font color="blue"> hmm 10 points here I think - just wouldn't bother commenting as theres always someone else who will </font>

You boast of rescuing a meat horse from the Continent whilst enjoying your factory farmed roast chicken.

<font color="blue"> lol nope </font>

You ask for CC on your riding but throw your toys out of the pram when people suggest you are not the next Ellen Whitaker and point out that your pelham is on upside down!

<font color="blue"> LOL nope - well aware of how crap I am </font>

You think it is cruel to put horses to sleep and would rather your ancient pony died 'naturally' in the field, and conveniently ignore the fact that this will probably be due to hypothermia when he lies down on a cold, wet night and can't get back up again.

<font color="blue"> nope </font>

You love the clothes that Katie Price wears!

<font color="blue"> nope </font>

You choose your horse's feed, rugs and clip purely by copying what everyone else at the yard does!

<font color="blue"> nope </font>

You prefer to do lots of groundwork with your horse because you feel you are betraying his trust by putting a saddle on him.

<font color="blue"> I do 'some' groundwork now and then - but I still get ride - 10 points? </font>

You buy your horse a birthday card every year.

<font color="blue"> nope </font>




1-50 points - Every so often little aspects of fluffiness distract from your normally sensible approach.

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<font color="blue"> I have definite fluffy tendancies - thought it would be higher than that
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I got 45 mainly from my habit of refering to my 17-3hh demon horse as "ponio" and "Sexy man/monster" Also I have used an AC and I buy my horse a xmas card and pressie!

Sadly I am slowly descending into fluffiness as I have been forced to give up riding due to an old injury, so I prefer groundwork now, although I don't think it is bad to put a saddle on a horse.
 
0 points for me But I feel that the choices given didn't fully reflect all the ways to be fluffy! I spend a lot of time hugging him and kissing his lovely soft nose and I do call him Pookie just to embarrass him!
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( I know, I know I need to get myself a real man!)
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LOL!! I have 30 points!! I have ponio's and a coblet and I have been known to make them a birthday cake
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I hope that's not too fluffy!!
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