Your horses stable/nicknames

Hollywood said:
I have a few strange and idiotic names I call my mare, at the moment she is either Holls, Sausage or Hairy Mary - is it just me thats a bit batty or does anybody else call their horses strange names.
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Ebony was BB.. Not sure why, just kind of happened and stuck.
Ben is beast:D
 
Cob's proper name is Shilstone Rocks Goldcrest, which is awful so shortened to Goldie which is still as bad but often called the Goldster, Golden one, the old bag if she is being particularly grumpy or Donk (short for donkey I have no idea how this started)

Tb is Arctic Role, but stable name Red but alot of the time it's 'that damn TB!
 
Fimbleyfoofoo, Mr. Foofoo or my Mr Chocolate Pudding, however at this time of year its My Mr Christmas Pudding.
Yes, I need help! :)
 
His real stable name: Squiggles :rolleyes:
His show name: Handtoheart (yes, it is all one word)
His nicknames: Squig, Squiggley-Wiggley, Wiggles, Squigster
And when he's being naughty: That Damn Squig!
 
Java gets called - JJ, J, Buddy!, Buddy Green, buds, and Buddy Awful when he's naughty!

No idea where buddy came from he gets called that more than Java!

Abbie gets called - Abs, Abble Dabble :) baby gale, abigail
Baby gale as she is 4 and very sweet and I just started calling her it :)
 
Jeff gets called The Hocamaffe or Hocs (pronounced Hoax)

Gray is Graymo, Gaymo, Goatbrain or The Mountain Goat.

Kyle is Smiles or Smiley Kylie.

Freebie is Freebs, Weebs or Weebleweebs.

The rest dont really have other names.
 
Rosie gets called Bud from my friend and from me its either just shorted to rose or mare bag, madam, Moose cant think what else
 
Mine is called Sting or Stingaling and no I didn't name him! His show name which I chose is Lord of the Dance and I did choose that. Mare is called Frosty. She is 16.3 and a bay mare!

Best one is a friends horse who can be a grump. He is now called T Rex on account of his knashers when he is peed off. To be fair, he gives plenty of warning and it normally means he needs rejigging again. He is getting on a little and has plenty wrong. Enough to keep his mum and the vet constantly changing things to keep him happy. He is quite smiley when all is well with the world !
 
My cob mare is Blaze, which she was named when I got her and I hated it! Kind of grew on me over the years though :) Also known as Aunty Blaze (she looks after everyone) and Boo.
TB mare is Jasmine, Jas or Wizzle (God knows why! :D ) Also known as Black Bitch of Doom (she has her moments!) and The Camel.
I have only had Marygold for a few months and she hasn't yet got a nickname. Her previous owner called her Moo, but she is such an angel that it's not really apprpriate for her.
Only one cow on my yard........... It is large, black and it's name begins with a 'J' :D :D
 
Favourite at the moment is s***bag. She also gets grotbags, ******luggs, scumbag giddy a*** and old lady. I do call her nice things occasionally like princess, my good girl, Gracie and Grace-Face. Her owner sometimes calles her titty lip, which I had to google, but apparently it's liverpudlian for "the facial expression of someone who can't get their own way"

We shouldn't call her mean names because she's actually probably the most patient, well mannered and good natured horses I've come across!
 
Captain Pugwash - Puggy, Pug, Pigs, Pickles, Mr P, Ickle Pickle, Wishy Washy, Quiggles, Quizzles

Alfie - Alfie Moon, Alf Moon, Alfie Poon, Moon man, Elfie, Moomintroll

:p
 
I call all mine the ponies - think people are a bit suprised when 1 is 17.1, 1 17hh, 2 16.2 and 1 14.2.
Even more when I introduce the polo pony (17.1hh Irish mid weight - probably wouldn't be that good at polo but it is his name!)
 
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