Dear Mr footlover
My brother from another mother has just informed me that you have been questioning my manliness and referring to me as "poofy"?
I am looking most forward to our meeting on tuesday where I will have the pleasure of fidgeting, stamping, snorting and potentially wedging one of...
Dear all,
It is I the dark lord you have not heard from me for a while as hovis and i decided that, he can have the use of he internet for his outlandish story telling and to represent all of the bog trotting, cart pulling and boat tugging long eared ponies.
I have been working very hard so...
Since we've had omar we have had problems with him and the speed he goes through shoes.
With our last farrier we were getting about 3 weeks wear before he was going through them. He tried Tungsten weld and road nails but nothing was helping.
We have changed farriers and he has had slightly more...
Dear readers,
Today has been a very difficult day. Whilst spending my time coughing and sneezing in the sun I have been busy reading and researching that diary of my so called brother.
I would like to clarify that I do indeed like to jump, very high but have concerns about my masters...
Dear Hosre / Owner,
I would like to remind you that I am indeed Irish, but have a great command of the english language.
could I respectfully request that we comunicate in full sentances.
Omar
Inca,
sorry about that, Hovis's mother tried to remove my computer access and apply parental protocols, however the superior horse reigns with a bit of a neigh and tail whooshing I resume control!
And just a note to your last post i would not place my regal nose in the bog pony's trough!
Omar
Inca my Friend,
I am pleased that you enjoy your carrots - so do rabbits, do you have big ear's and a dopey expression? I myself enjoy a more palatable root vegtable.
Omar
Dear Inca,
I hope that i am not being to familiar calling you by your first name. The common fethered breed of horse i agree does have its place in the society - helping the man deliver ale, milk, and towing barges with coal
regards
The Dark Lord
Dear Readers,
I feel that it is time to put the record straight. I, Omar the dark lord stepped into the shoes of sidney after his retirement - well not exactly his shoes, he had smaller feet than me. The lucky sod is up eating grass with another poster from here, but we talk from time to time...