A friendly game of 'who can find the worst dog ad'

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ARGH! http://www.pets4homes.co.uk/classifieds/86646-stunning-designer-breed-cockapoo-puppies-ilford.html


'...The parents of this litter are a Cockerspaniel and a Poodle, giving the best of both breeds to the puppy. This helps eliminate any health issues that the puppies could have had, as seen in full pedigree 'pure' dogs....'

*weeps*

'They have wonderful temperaments and have been socialised with children and other puppies from different litters.'

I'll bet they have - gotta have the multiple litters to maximise that profit margin, right?
 
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Splurcher and a fecking great chain link necklace as a collar on a puppy are my faves so far. Oh and 'Oh my God, did you see that dog, will do offers if buying moor than 1' is up there too...
 
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Apparently Hours and hours of lead walking will not be enough to satisfy your husky- so I reckon you wanna cross it with a Lab...............
http://www.huskypy.com/page16.htm

Listening BC? :)

Had her 3 months
http://www.preloved.co.uk/adverts/show/106254476/springer-spaniel-1-year-old-free-to-good-home.html

She had a litter and instead of keeping her they are keeping a pup
http://www.preloved.co.uk/adverts/show/106254829/staffi-bitch.html

Just a genius cross
http://www.preloved.co.uk/adverts/s...glish-bull-terrier-cross-german-shepherd.html
 
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lexiedhb said:
Had her 3 months
http://www.preloved.co.uk/adverts/show/106254476/springer-spaniel-1-year-old-free-to-good-home.html
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Wish you hadn't posted this :( Near me but OH won't hear of it :( He's right as it would take ages to get Zak used to her. He'd be fine after a few meetings. Probably. :eek:

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She had a litter and instead of keeping her they are keeping a pup
http://www.preloved.co.uk/adverts/show/106254829/staffi-bitch.html
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OMG, how utterly heartless. Depressing. It's idiots like this that keep the rescues full :(
 
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CT, the springadors are not the worst I have ever seen, the stud is hip scored, they seem to work and show lightly, they are not charging the earth and they have a nice set up, not a ****hole.
 
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CT, the springadors are not the worst I have ever seen, the stud is hip scored, they seem to work and show lightly, they are not charging the earth and they have a nice set up, not a ****hole.
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For sure, I'm just amazed at the ear and sniffing thing! :D And I really can't see the benefit of the cross :confused:

I met what I thought was a chocolate lab today, bit little for a male. It was a springer x lab, very un springer like in it's behaviour. It couldn't keep up with Bear or Brig and was half Brig's age!
 
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The first one is very dodgy. Certainly "of the type" and probably has Yankee on both sides rather than crossed with Dane - a dane parent can't give a liver nose.
 
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S4Sugar my thoughts exactly, its just heartbreaking seeing all those ads, how people can get rid of their dogs without a second thought is beyond comprehension.

Ive often seen the excuse of getting rid of a large dog because its too big for the house ,they obviously didnt think to research first before buying but to be honest its just an excuse and they just want rid.
 
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The first one is very dodgy. Certainly "of the type" and probably has Yankee on both sides rather than crossed with Dane - a dane parent can't give a liver nose.
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Is so so sad that he will end up in the wrong hands, fighting, or PTS due to how he looks. :(
 
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lexiedhb said:
Apparently Hours and hours of lead walking will not be enough to satisfy your husky- so I reckon you wanna cross it with a Lab...............
http://www.huskypy.com/page16.htm

Listening BC? :)
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I remember them, they got lambasted on some forum or other - less for their breeding of multiple crossbred litters than for their absolute insistence on the off-lead thing, IIRC. :p
 
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amy_b said:
browsing for my next imaginary dog I have stumbled upon some beauties today so thought I would share them!!

this one smells like trouble...
http://www.pets4homes.co.uk/classifieds/57543-great-dane-x-american-staffordshire-terrier-birmingham.html

and this one...I dont know whether to laugh or cry!!!!
http://www.pets4homes.co.uk/classifieds/69403-beautiful-chunky-staffordshire-bullterria-pups-180-west-bromwich.html :eek:
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I like the fact they've had to take the photo through the window - he's gorgeous though.

"Bully Terria" lol
 
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"We have for sale a 3 year old bichon/cavachon bitch.
Her name is Ruby and we have had her from a small puppy. She has had one litter of puppies approx 12-18months ago, and gave birth to 5 beautiful puppies.
She lives with two other dogs, 3 cats , and is very good with our two children.
We are selling ruby due to our busy lifestyle and feels she deserves more love and attention than we can give her at the moment."

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£600 :eek:
 
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Price: £150 ono
Breed: Staffordshire bull terrier
Sex: Female
Current Age: 3 months

"Hello, I'm selling my 12/13 week old female puppy as I'm starting a new job and don't have the time that she deserves. She is effecionate and will walk off the lead in fields and come straight back to u as she doesn't like to be two far away from u she likes to stay close and verry playfull she has had both of her injections and is flead and wormed. I will be verry sad to see her leave and want her to go to a kind and loving home that she deserves for pictures please contact."

Several like this, they've had the bloody puppy for what, four weeks? :(
 
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Dog and Bitch Dobermans SALE

Price: £150 each
Breed: Doberman
Current Age: 14 months
Ready to Leave: Now
Kennel Club Registered: No
Neutered: No More Info
Vaccinations: Dog due vaccination soon

"We have a breeding pair for sale through no fault of their own. both 14months old. Not KC Reg. The bitch is due in season September. Please no time waisters. Email me for pictures"
 
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"Good looking husky dog looking to stud him out!! He is pedigree and kc but wil not be able to register the litter due to indosments!!!!! He is a very fine frame and has 1 blue eye and 1 brown! Very friendy with other dogs and ppl he is 2years old"

*rage*
 
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cinnamontoast said:
'I am certain he came from good stock'. Then 'I have no idea'. Really?!
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Ha ha - It's the dog that makes me laugh. I like the way he said "I have no idea" like he would be the one mating with the bitch.

Also a few people have touched on people selling dogs they haven't had long, but to be honest i'd much rather see a dog being sold to a home where it will have the proper amount of time spent on it, rather than being kept in all day.
 
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German shepherd, slightly crossed puppies (OFFERS ONLY)




Description

2 female puppies, just over 2 weeks old. There father is 3 part long haired shepherd, 1 part Newfoundland. He weighs in at 1.16 pounds. (pictured above)
Mother a full black Long haired shepherd. The grandfather to the pups is a long haired agility police dog.
The puppies only carry the genes from the traditional old (BIG) type of german shepherd, with straight backs, so therefore these pups will grow much bigger than the present day shepherds, with profuse coats.
The puppies will be ready for there new homes when they are 8 weeks old. for more details please leave a message.I will of course up date pictures weekly.

( Genuine enquiries on offers please)



I mostly just like the title of " slightly crossed' Does this mean mum was just a bit disgruntled by dad?
 
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Of course the fact they are crossed with a Newfie has nothing to do with them being over sized! I'm not going to play, looking at those ads gets me so mad!:(
 
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