A Note to eventing lot about to invade BS

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Just though I'd explain a few things before war erupts at comps all over the country.
1) We dont DO the silly left to left rule. Our horses can turn on a sixpence and do not require 10 strides advance warning for a change of direction. We dont care which side you pass or how close as long as you don't crash.

2) Looking up where you're going instead of down checking your horses neck line helps with point 1

3) The practice fences do not have silly tape indicating the max warmup height for the class. The rule book does but we ignore that anyway.
When a fence is wacked up to 1.20m for a BN do not try to rationalise it in terms of need. It is all about oneupmanship. Just get over it (literally).

4) Trot is not required at anytime during warmup or competition, it just wastes time.

5) We do not walk on an inside track and canter on the outside track. If everyone did this it would be a tad tricky turning in to the practice fences.

6) Warm up on just one rein IS acceptable.

7) people putting up the practice fences are there to be abused (if you're brave enough). Shouting is acceptable and often encouraged.

8) Going for a steady double clear is not really entering in to the spirit of it. If you do manage to get through to the jumpoff, pretend you are now going XC.

9) 4 faults is NOT a good round!

10) use of drawreins in warmup IS normal and within rules.

Hope the above is helpful :p
Welcome to our world :D Nice place to visit but dont stay too long ;)
 
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Could you confirm the position on bling, tight white breeches and draw reins please - compulsory or optional? ;)
Position on bling - where doesn't matter, the more the better.

Tight white breeches (with full length logo down leg) are actively encouraged provided you are size 8 with long blond flowing hair. Not sure what people who dont fit this description wear as we never look at them.

Draw reins - what the hell does optional mean? :eek:
 
:D very funny! Should add that more than 10 fences is normal to that list, you need to try blind the opposition with your bling and the more matchy stuff you have the better :p Oh and hair nets are not needed :cool:.
 
Do not forget that as only good results go on your record, it is acceptable and even encouraged to keep entering classes in the vain hope that your horse will start jumping. There is no need to get upset when you get E at the first fence because it does not go on your record.

I once watched someone get E in the BN, E in the discovery (not getting past fence 3 either time) then go into the main ring at a multi day show and win the 1.10 class.
 
Love it - has brightened up my Friday afternoon.

However, PM. do I need to change my dress in any way from eventing mummy to SJ mummy so I fit in? Do I need to change my brand preferences from Musto, Ariat Joules, Dubarry, accompanied either by Dubarry bag or Cath Kidstone stuff to something a bit different. Have just finished SJ shopping for Mini TX and need to start on me. Also, do I need to alter behaviour as well, as am normally extremelty well behaved, leaving the yelling to Mini TX until well after the xc bit........... that bit is kind of dangerous, so dont usually want to mess with her concentration etc ......

PS Am not a size 8, but Mini TX is so it probably wont matter as nobody will be looking at me.

Just wanders off to see if Mini TX can go and pop up the yard and dig out our old pair of draw reins in readiness .......
 
Just one further point regarding those of us who have to put the poles back up after your eventing elephant has strewn them over half the warm up areas. This is ok! What is not ok is to make me spill my cup of tea while diving for cover , or worse still ,TO FLICK SAND IN IT:eek:
 
Do not forget that as only good results go on your record, it is acceptable and even encouraged to keep entering classes in the vain hope that your horse will start jumping.
Agreed! This action helps boost prize money for those that can complete the course.:D

I would also like to mention when reporting back on HHO afterwards. In BS there is no such thing as 'not a good day on paper but.....'.
You come home with prize money = Good day.
You come home without prize money = crap day
There is NO grey area in between :p
 
I would also like to mention when reporting back on HHO afterwards. In BS there is no such thing as 'not a good day on paper but.....'.
You come home with prize money = Good day.
You come home without prize money = crap day
There is NO grey area in between :p

I think you need to alter the first one to include jumping DCs surely?!
 
However, PM. do I need to change my dress in any way from eventing mummy to SJ mummy so I fit in? Do I need to change my brand preferences from Musto, Ariat Joules, Dubarry, accompanied either by Dubarry bag or Cath Kidstone stuff to something a bit different.
What a silly question :mad: You aren't riding a horse in the comp so no one will give two hoots about you let alone speak to you. :p
 
Just one further point regarding those of us who have to put the poles back up after your eventing elephant has strewn them over half the warm up areas. This is ok! What is not ok is to make me spill my cup of tea while diving for cover , or worse still ,TO FLICK SAND IN IT:eek:
Mike, I support you fully on this one. It goes way past the acceptable level of fenceputterupper abuse.
 
I have embraced BSJA this year but still retain the tweed but am totally incorrect and wear it with white breeches!
 
Just one further point regarding those of us who have to put the poles back up after your eventing elephant has strewn them over half the warm up areas. This is ok! What is not ok is to make me spill my cup of tea while diving for cover , or worse still ,TO FLICK SAND IN IT:eek:

Hahaha!! :D :D

Love this thread, OP - thanks for the advice!! ;) :D
 
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