A tomatoheaded update...

Oh for goodness sake! I dont get onto the tinterweb for half a day and I miss chocolate covered morag wafting and general madlesbianyness! Jeez!!
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Sending hugs, turnip froth, choc mousse and loads of get-well-soon-but-take-your-bloody-pills vibes!! xxxx
 
His delightful doctory hands are attached to a rather strange spaghetti body with no definition between head and neck... he's like a bottle....
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Holy Poo! Those are some serious meds you are on.

Joking apart, behave yourself and get well (soon) in the prescribed (by medical peeps) fashion.
 
I have just scared the bejeeeezus out of today's hospital staff by laughing so much at Holly's morags ahoy waftage that I popped the central line out of my neck! You're all ridiculous and wonderful and I love you!

Feeling a little bit better today as they changed my drugs again yesterday to try and sort out the dizziness - I'm no longer quite so dizzy, but still shaking like a smackhead!

No more giant kit kats either - consultant told me off for giving my blood so much sugar to deal with, and told me that if he was my blood he'd have started spurting out of my eyes by now to prove a point! He's SUCH a charmer! He also laughed like a drain when I got tangled up in the curtain on the front of my box thing and ended up falling about all over the place shrieking "my stickies are popping off!" Luckily my lovely nurse Rhia now speaks Starzaan fluently and knew that I was in fact trying to tell her that I was having a problem with standing on my own two legs, and as a result of curtain-gate all the sticky things that my heart monitors were hooked up to were pinging off all over the shop.

Am home again now, to sit in bed for the next millenium, being pumped full of druglets, and watch dreadful tv.... joy unbounded.
 
Goodness knows how the hospital cope with the 'actual' Starzaan when the 'virtual' one is a challenge:)
Seriously though, I really do hope you get well soon xx
 
Never fear - me, Holly, and possibly Nigella are all on hand with happily wafting morags at your disposal :)

I doubt they could monitor my heart through mine ...
 
dibbin said:
Never fear - me, Holly, and possibly Nigella are all on hand with happily wafting morags at your disposal :)

I doubt they could monitor my heart through mine ...
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Hang on, hang on, hang on.... there was an offer of joining the morag covered kitkat wafting, and I demand to be involved!!!

Starzaan huni, I spat coffee on my screen reading your account of curtain-gate, do you know of a good way of getting tepid coffee out from under my qwertyuiop?? Apart from sucking??!! xx
 
Rosehip said:
Hang on, hang on, hang on.... there was an offer of joining the morag covered kitkat wafting, and I demand to be involved!!!

Starzaan huni, I spat coffee on my screen reading your account of curtain-gate, do you know of a good way of getting tepid coffee out from under my qwertyuiop?? Apart from sucking??!! xx
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Shouldn't that be kitkat covered morag wafting? If not, I want to know where you get chocolate bars with boobies on. :D

Also, I believe that sucking is your only option. :p
 
HollyWoozle said:
Shouldn't that be kitkat covered morag wafting? If not, I want to know where you get chocolate bars with boobies on. :D

Also, I believe that sucking is your only option. :p
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Ah.....Ah...... Ummmmmm.... I believe you have found out my dark and dreadful secret...... Im stupid

*I believe Ann Summers does chocolate boobies and also chocolate boy bits...*shudders*... but I wouldnt know for sure as Ive never ever ever been in!!*

Oh bother - I hate sucking my keboard! I look like a retard! :(
 
HollyWoozle said:
Only if we can knock on Starzaan's door dressed like that... wielding chunky kit kats...
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I fear that might put her straight back in the hospital ... and we don't want that, there'd be no more Starzaan-type entertainment for us! Maybe just PVC nurses' outfits instead? With ample morag exposure?
 
Rosehip said:
Hang on, hang on, hang on.... there was an offer of joining the morag covered kitkat wafting, and I demand to be involved!!!
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me too!! can I join in?!

(everytime I hear someone say that I have a mental image of small child in shorts and bottle-bottom glasses stood at the side of the football pitch... no idea why!! )

Rosehip said:
Thanks Dibbin! :) I think you can get them from Ann Summers too....... ;)
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sure you can! ;)
 
Starzaan, please please stop overexerting yourself and generally not living in a grey cardboard box. BEHAVE and that is an ORDER! No More Morag Wafting!
 
Oh crikey you really are going through it. I keep an eye out for your posts as of of there general hilarity but I had no idea that the bloody hair dye nearly killed you..that is not good. Anyway hun wishing you as speedy recovery as is physically possible as I cant imagine how awful and bored you are feeling.
After reading this I now cant stop scatching my head so im either having the longest post reaction to hair dye ever (about a month), my brain is playing tricks on me again or nits - niiiiccceee.
 
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