A tomatoheaded update...

Blinkin heck! You poor thing! What a nightmare! Did your hair get any colour in the process? Or was it washed off PDQ! I thought that I had a stressful life!! Has Mr Mechanic still been behaving better over the last few days?
 
Oh hunny. What are we to do with you eh?

Hugest hugs of the immensely hugest hugs variety.

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Cripes.
And what, young laydee, was so important that you managed to be TWO HOURS LATE taking your first lot of lovely life saving druqs? Silly girl. *stern face*
Get well soon hun, and take it easy. Listen to your body, esp when it's saying "Slow down, I still feel a bit crap." xxx
 
bloomin heck!!!! Glad you are on the long..long...looooong road to recovery Starzaan. You are the life and soul of this forum! I seriously think there should be some sort of video blog for you on HHO. Got to be more entertaining than Katie Price!!!!!

Wishing you all the best, and please, please, please, keep us all happy and smiley with your wonderful, expressive posts. We love them!


Get well soon Starzaan!

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Awwwsh thank you all for being big squishy bags of loveliness!

Luckily my hair did get coloured.... it is now back to being brunette, and will be staying that way - it took 24 hours for the reaction to kick in, and then three hours for my body to go haywire and try and die, chocolate mousse or not!

Mechanic is behaving... and although he tells me I'm beautiful and perfect as I am and blah blah blah every five seconds... he's a) rather intense and a bit bonkers and b) got a knack for saying things that make one feel as ugly as two very ugly things after a beating from the ugly stick.

I'm sadly very much still in the FF camp... and before I get told off, no I'm not being a whorebag to the mechanic. I'm a nice one... not a whorebag.


I am occupying myself by melting four kit kat chunkies together to make a giant kit kat...and pretending that I'm a borrower.... anyone care to join? Chocolate really does make one feel better....
 
Stay off the cookery programs and get over the FF for goodness sake. Think about when you are fit, hunting ,eventing and so on and go off men for awhile until you are fit.!!!:D:D:D
 
You poor little wombat! You should totally pretend that you got the bruises by being some kind of awesome warrior, fighting for some good cause (at least that's what I'd do...). Tell everyone you took out a couple of ninjas.

Would you like my to waft my own morags in your direction to distract you from your discomfort? I can't promise that they're impressive enough to push you into being all madlesbiany or anything, but you know, a morag is a morag.

ETA: The kit kat melting is amaaaaaazing.
 
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There's nothing I like more than a morag covered in kitkat, wafting gently in the breeze.

WHACK EM OUT HOLLYWOOZLE! I'm all ill like.. I need cheering up.
 
Looks like several of you can't wait to be entranced by my morags - I didn't know they were so popular! I'm almost tempted to unleash them for Starzaan's pleasure... I think the holly/dibbin duo could be a real knockout ;)
 
How funny are these threads! You can be quite up to date with whats going on, and wander off, returnig a few pages later to wafting morags covered in Kitkats! Quite curious. We were watching Nigella when I last popped in!
 
I think the holly/dibbin/nigella combo will have Starzaan out of bed and back to harassing FF in no time ;) or she might pass out from excitement ... oh dear.

EB, you're such a morag-wafting-party pooper :p
 
dibbin said:
I think the holly/dibbin/nigella combo will have Starzaan out of bed and back to harassing FF in no time ;) or she might pass out from excitement ... oh dear.

EB, you're such a morag-wafting-party pooper :p
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Alas my morags are now more like moraglets... they were spectacular when I was rather, er, plump but now they're a bit of a let down (literally, haha). Fortunately for me, Nigella has enough boobage for us both.
 
Oh goodness Starzaan! Well I'm still put off hair dye :p
But big hugs on your recovery and lots of luck with the farrier when he gets back, I'm sure he'll bring you a wonderful get well soon gift next time he sees you :D xxx
 
dibbin said:
You can share mine too if you want, they mostly get in the way tbh.
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Woohoo! Ok. :D If only kit kats went straight to the boobies (rather than ON the boobies as mentioned previously). Then I would have an excuse to eat some!

I should write to Nigella and get her to create a kit kat recipe and then to send a signed photo of her morags for Starzaan...
 
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