abuse for post!!!! mad now!!!!!

[Navalgem]

Yep, and that but I had an added 'do you want a cup of tea', umm, not RIGHT now thanks! lol

They sat down and started lecturing us about 'it' and 'proper' times, apparently 11am is not it! lol so there we were trying to shuffle around under the duvet he's speedily thrown on us when they sat down attempting not to show any more than we had already, though i suspect it was far too late by then!

 

[Bills]

They sat down and started lecturing us about 'it' and 'proper' times, apparently 11am is not it! lol so there we were trying to shuffle around under the duvet he's speedily thrown on us when they sat down attempting not to show any more than we had already, though i suspect it was far too late by then!

Oh dear god you poor thing *scream factor*

funny tho, sorry lol

 

[chessy]

Love this thread I've LOL'd at some of your stories!

am I the only one nearly getting caught by the police then?

Not the only one!

Me and my OH actually had our details taken by two very annoying prim and proper PSCO girls! Nothing actually came of it though!

 

[Navalgem]

Bills, yes it was, I was horrified at the time but it cracks me up now! Definitely most embarrassing time. lol

 

[Dolcé]

I suspect some of the posters on here may be getting abusive PMs next!! OP, your post was hilarious, it lightened the mood, don't take any notice of the odd prude who takes offence so easily! Me and OH were always 'at it' all over the yard when we had our own place, it is just something couples do when the mood takes them, as long as nobody gets to see something that upsets them then no harm done (other than to impressionable little fillies!!!)

 

[Mike007]

For the sake of all normal humans we need ton keep this post going.

 

[The_snoopster]

am I the only one nearly getting caught by the police then?

No it was in an old morris marina car it was very steamed up with foot and hand prints all over the windows, and we heard a tapping at the window "guess who" local coppers out on patrol

 

[gonebananas]

I just suddenly got the impression coppers could be old pervs coming and knocking on peoples car windows lol surprised they don't ask "room for another?" haha

 

[Daytona]

HRH the queens garden , while she was in residence, I do hope she was not watching us out the window, "One would of been horrified"!!! ha ha ha

it was only after we realised there is cctv everywhere, and with that in mind we made a sharp exit right outta there!! lol

If caught we were sure it would of made The Sun newspaper lol

 

[Yorkshire dumpling]

ha ha, nope, executed to perfection dahhhrrrling when I do something, I do it well, it is always memorable for the right reasons

lol

 

[dibbin]

I love this thread! And thought that Yorkshire dumpling's original thread was great, not even remotely offensive; unless you're a shrivelled old prude, apparently.

Only thing is, I now feel VERY boring, most interesting place for me has been OH's living room floor. Unless some "inappropriate behaviour" (but not actually doing it) in the back of a taxi counts? Must try harder ...

 

[Yorkshire dumpling]

surely that is illegal??!!... even better

I wont feel like a true hussy untill i become validated with a nasty pm telling me so

is it??? would like to know now? maybe someone could find out?? public indecency i think?

 

[Yorkshire dumpling]

oh oh oh!!! well since you have admitted this, I can say in a car in some not so quiet country lanes Although the the second time, I was actually driving, I picked my OH up from the country pub and he surprised me by becoming a bit amorous and saying he was going to 'repay the favour' well, lets just say that the intention was there, because we hadn't got 2 miles down the road before he was snoring and I had to drive all through town with my state of attire compromised and him asleep with his head on my lap on a sodding saturday night (I was cr apping myself and praying that I wouldn't get pulled over

pms!!!! i would have woke him up!!!! lol so funny

 

[Yorkshire dumpling]

My yard manager was riding around our gallops and saw a couple having sex in the bushes. I asked him if he said anything as it's private property, and he said "no I went round again for another look" !!!!

lol (giggle)

 

[Yorkshire dumpling]

yaaaaaaaayyyy im a validated hussy, i've had a pm, although not a nasty one.

Thanks ladyinred, i feel like a true hussy now :d :d

offended now! Still no pm lmao :d

 

[Yorkshire dumpling]

am I the only one nearly getting caught by the police then?

nope have been caught by them once a few years back.
not so adventurous...
drunk and in a snicket. only it wasnt a snicket it was someones driveway and had reported a attempted break in lol. we got taken home by the nice mr policeman who had a good chuckle with my fella about it (red faces)

 

[chessy]

drunk and in a snicket. Only it wasnt a snicket it was someones driveway

hahahahaha :d:d:d

 

[fine_and_dandy]

is it??? would like to know now? maybe someone could find out?? public indecency i think?

Outraging public decency would definitely be something you could be charged with if Police were determined to lay a charge (pun intended!)

Benson - I am sorry but I howled with laughter at what the coppers did to you!! Some of them do have a sense of humour!!

Meant to add; I did know a couple who got a bit hot and heavy in the back of a cab and proceeded to "commit the act" whilst said cabby was driving them home.

Cabby didn't charge them for the fare as he said they put on such a good show...

 

[Navalgem]

Meant to add; I did know a couple who got a bit hot and heavy in the back of a cab and proceeded to "commit the act" whilst said cabby was driving them home.

Cabby didn't charge them for the fare as he said they put on such a good show...

Fabulous....might try that! haha

 

[Battyoldbint]

Years ago cos im too old now lol, in a graveyard, when i bent down to arrange underwear i found a pound coin so some1 must have enjoyed the show lol

 

[Dubsie]

You lot in the country lane...wasn't mine was it? If so I think I've seen you!

Being the nearest 'countryside' to a large suburban area, we get lots of cars down here - a rural dead end. If you come home after dark there's almost always one in the layby/passing place before our house with very steamed up windows, and you can see the occupants try to duck below the level of the wondow. All I can say is they must get pretty cold to expose all that flesh at this time of year!

 

[caitlineloise]

Not read all the post's cos there's a lot! But they're just jealous obviously cos they're not getting any Haha

x

 

[tinkandlily]

HAHAHA, pmsl at this thread.
Me an my ex were coming home from a party and couldn't resist the urges anymore so we did it right there on the path :O, it was a little path away from the road and very late so we thought we'd make the most of the quiet lol. We also did it in the field shelter, stable and the bottom of our field.

With my OH we have done it in every room in the house, in the woods and on a field where we walked the dog :0
I'll have to try asda next lol

 

[Vindaloo]

Since the earth moved out here for us literally last night (earthquake) thought i'd add my bit to (to help outrage the boring brigade).

In the loo on a flight from UK to Gran Canaria, not only have we joined the mile high club but got cheers and a round of applause from the stag party who were all sitting closest. It was terribly embarrasing but I couldn't help but smile back. Best start to a holiday ever.

Lots of outdoor fun, keeps a relationship alive and healthy imo. Swings in parks always make me smile too. Definitely not just for children to play on.

Oooh, this takes me back to my more energetic days. Love the thread and full marks to you for adding a bit of spice to your relationship. x

 

[topclass]

LMAO me and my other half are the same sometimes you just cant keep yor hands off each other and that keeps the passion and relationship alive your hurting no-one your just having a but of "fun". You go girl

 

[Dizzydancer]

Nothing wrong with your post...a genuine question although i did LOL quite alot before actually reading the question!

 

[lily1]

Some people ought to get a life! All the antics horses get up to i'm sure your horse wouldnt be mentally scarred at seeing you and your beloved in a moment of passion. Take no notice YD its obvious someone is jealous x

 

[Flicker]

Ha ha - I loved your post, how funny!
My OH and I got the feeling we were not alone one evening and he looked over to find our kitten had jumped on the bed and was watching us. Very funny, but kind of disconcerting too...

 

[pip6]

Sure your filly will cope, not like horses sneak behind a bush. Loveed the post, can't think how anyone would be upset. Do think PM's should never be used to say anything you wouldn't be happy to see on the open forum. To use them to send abusive messages should incurr the same consequences as if they had posted offensively. Even if the person had another point of view (though I really can't see where they are coming from at all), you can still communicate without being offensive. No excuse for it.

PS, try it on a boat!

 

[glitterbug]

Loved your post, whoever PM'd you is sad, mine are - on a pedalo, on the MD's desk (it was with my OH ) and on a beach