ahhh wish I had kept mare where she was!!!!

Let's not be too harsh, I bet the vet did say that, along with 'the names Bond, James Bond'. 'two scoops of anthrax, shaken not stirred'. After all anything can happen in a dream!
 
She won't need the anthrax, by then she will have colicked after wolfing down a days feed in 2 hours. Toss up what she will get first really, ulcers or colic. If this is for real then it is very sad.
 
Got to page 20....

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I wonder if there is anyway of finding where this yard is....someone must be local....theres 6 other horses living like this correct?
 
I wonder if there is anyway of finding where this yard is....someone must be local....theres 6 other horses living like this correct?

I honestly was praying this is a troll post and yard invisable :mad::o but im sure there would be a way of finding out perhaps rooting through pevious posts for give aways ? :cool:
 
((((((((Forage)))))))
*goes for a walk to compose herself*

*falls off bed laughing so hard!!!* Thank god for strong pelvic muscles :D

I honestly was praying this is a troll post and yard invisable :mad::o but im sure there would be a way of finding out perhaps rooting through pevious posts for give aways ? :cool:

On it like a car bonnet
 
(looked at her past posts ;) )

I wonder if her horse was born in Jarassic Park..... those pesky frogs gender swapping again...

REMEMBER: PONY DOESNT WANT TO BE FED, HE/SHE WANTS TO HUNT!

**goats disappears from view on a flying pig**
 
Perhaps ops vet conducted a sex change op. Women generally eat less than men (well non horsey women anyway) so perhaps op & the imaginary vet thought a quick snip to change it to a mare would help the horse adjust to lack of (((((((forage))))))) better.
 
I am still trying to work out HOW we could possibly insult the OP's intelligence?

Well DUH!!! You have implied that not feeding forage to an animal which is designed to eat about 23hrs a day, will cause it to lose weight or have a health problem. The fact the horse has already lost weight in a short space of time on its starvation diet, is completely irrelevant therefore you have insulted the op's intelligence.

Er......:confused::D
 
Well DUH!!! You have implied that not feeding forage to an animal which is designed to eat about 23hrs a day, will cause it to lose weight or have a health problem. The fact the horse has already lost weight in a short space of time on its starvation diet, is completely irrelevant therefore you have insulted the op's intelligence.

Er......:confused::D

It was more that I couldn't quite work out how we could insult something that wasn't there! :eek:
 
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