rockysmum
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All the "free to good homes" - these people will take them
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'S'teamed
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Oh god, why did I post this thread. You have now reminded me of that Top Gear where Clarkson and co were in America, eating roadkill and being attacked in petrol stations
All that is missing is a banjo.......
'S'teamed
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rockysmum
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JadeWisc
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CorvusCorax
Deary me...
**slams dually into reverse and backs out of thread, screaming YEE HAW and stopping off at the fried chicken shack and the liquor store on the way home**
mymare
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*spits soggy tobacco in your direction*
Devonshire dumpling
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My brain got sidetracked on the sidetracked piece about better to be slaughtered here and fed to the lions than being shipped out, this then lead to my brain thinking if your carcass doesn't matter to much, why don't we get fed to lions, then I thought hmmmmmm cos this would encourage lions to eat ppl at zoos... but then they would anyway given half the chance.... but hey ho,., I am now all for mincing humans and feeding to lions, wayyy better than being buried or cremated dont u think
I love this forum! Its made me mental SEEEEE
I love this forum! Its made me mental SEEEEE
rockysmum
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My brain got sidetracked on the sidetracked piece about better to be slaughtered here and fed to the lions than being shipped out, this then lead to my brain thinking if your carcass doesn't matter to much, why don't we get fed to lions, then I thought hmmmmmm cos this would encourage lions to eat ppl at zoos... but then they would anyway given half the chance.... but hey ho,., I am now all for mincing humans and feeding to lions, wayyy better than being buried or cremated dont u think
I love this forum! Its made me mental SEEEEE
Great ideas, if we all opted to be fed to large cats, just think of the ponies we would save to be given free to good homes.
I think its probably worth a facebook appeal for volunteers
JadeWisc
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*blasts a shotgun into the air and takes a bite out of a char broiled squirrel*
George Bush! I love Y'all!!!!
rockysmum
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Oh and I dont think we would need mincing. I've a feeling big cats like the larger pieces they can chew for a while.
Devonshire dumpling
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Great ideas, if we all opted to be fed to large cats, just think of the ponies we would save to be given free to good homes.
I think its probably worth a facebook appeal for volunteers
Just donate all the old relatives we don't like?
Devonshire dumpling
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Yeah but I was worried about the over analysing lot saying its bad to feed them whole people as they may turn on their keepers??
CorvusCorax
Deary me...
**slams dually into forward and wipes soggy tobacco off face**
Have y'all never heard of the Body Farm?
Have y'all never heard of the Body Farm?
rockysmum
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Devonshire dumpling
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NO?? is it a spin off from the Body Shop?
CorvusCorax
Deary me...
I genuinely, genuinely, have wine all over my screen.
CorvusCorax
Deary me...
FFS you lot OWE ME in screenwipes....
Devonshire dumpling
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OMG I have just had an awful image, making me cringe!!!!
You know when you see these people getting their fingers stuck in food mincers? Imagine your head going in!!! Arghhhh I need therapy!
You know when you see these people getting their fingers stuck in food mincers? Imagine your head going in!!! Arghhhh I need therapy!
rockysmum
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Scale is a bit out. Think more of those mincers that turn trees into woodchips, they would do the job nicely.
JadeWisc
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*sprays Jim Beam all over the 1992 PC*
Devonshire dumpling
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Jesus is your head that big???? lol
Devonshire dumpling
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JadeWisc
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Awful isn't it :s
CorvusCorax
Deary me...
Messy, though.
rockysmum
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CorvusCorax
Deary me...
What's wrong with the body farm? At least your carcass can help all those fit young detectives solve horrible murders.
Devonshire dumpling
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I am going to bed now, thanks so much to this forums drunkards for soiling my clean flowery head! Now I have dead corpses, mincers and lions eating slush in my head before sleep, wonderful!
I often have things visit me in the night, like people standing over my bed, skulls rushing over my bed and spiders, I do not believe in spirits so put this down as an over active brain, if I have any dreams tonight about free horses I shall be speaking to my solicitors ( If I had one) to sue said drunkards!
I often have things visit me in the night, like people standing over my bed, skulls rushing over my bed and spiders, I do not believe in spirits so put this down as an over active brain, if I have any dreams tonight about free horses I shall be speaking to my solicitors ( If I had one) to sue said drunkards!
rockysmum
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Me too - Yuk !!
CorvusCorax
Deary me...
Well that's where I am off to, if you bury or cremate me I will come back and haunt you!!!
Only in Tennessee, hope I get a lot of sweet tea poured over me....
Only in Tennessee, hope I get a lot of sweet tea poured over me....