Arghh!!! Why didn't I buy hamsters???

Kokopelli

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Seriously horses? What possesed me? :rolleyes:

In a bad mood anyway today because I couldn't make it too my lesson because the roads are too icy to tow a trailer on, and she didn't have any spare of her horses that I could have a lesson on which was a bit suckish.

Then we was just leaving to go sort out Andy and we get a very paniced phone call! Theres us thinking that the poor boy has gone and broken his leg or something crazy like that :/

Nope one horse out in Andy's field who I actually dispise, he's a nasty, bulshy, bargey, rude etc etc little horse who I really just don't like for a lot of reasons. Basically this horse broke down the fence between there field and another horses field.

This other horse is kept on her own because she will kick the hell out of any other horse, so we are majorly panicked! We couldn't decide what would be worse a kick from the mare or wire cuts? So we rush up to the yard to find Andy stuffing his face in this paddock with knee high grass (luckily it had no nutrients in it) looking rather pleased for himself. He reluctently came in though without a scratch on him!

But because of this blinking horse we have no field until the ground softens up because the YO can't fence the field as its frozen solid, so poor Andy is going to be cooped up for a week at the least.

We can't temporarily put electric fencing up as this stupid blinking horse who broke the fence in the first place goes staright through electric fencing!! So now the horse which I kind of don't like now really really don't like because he is a greedy little so and so :mad: :mad:

So now I've decided to sell the horses and buy hamsters they seem easier and don't break fencing at the worst possible time :)
 
hamsters are rubbish pets!!!
they only come out at night to play on their wheels and eat healthy foods like sunflower seeds?:rolleyes:
and as above-they bite! plus they cant hack out,or jump coloured fences-well they can jump pencils and crayons but its not an olympic sport yet?:D
 
hamsters are rubbish pets!!!
they only come out at night to play on their wheels and eat healthy foods like sunflower seeds?:rolleyes:
and as above-they bite! plus they cant hack out,or jump coloured fences-well they can jump pencils and crayons but its not an olympic sport yet?:D

What about puppies? I know of some lovely springer pupps that are almost ready to go :D
 
hamsters can showjump!
definately buy a hamster so much less stress and you can still play if its snowing! video proves that hamsters can jump, sorry was majorly bored!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhT3OQ6yaGE

Excellent - not a fence down and had a clean before a photo finish :)

I have gerbils, not as smelly as hamsters and have furry tails unlike mice and rats.
 
What about puppies? I know of some lovely springer pupps that are almost ready to go :D
No springer puppies are satans companions..they look cute but they suck the life out of you when you sleep! :)

hamsters can showjump!
definately buy a hamster so much less stress and you can still play if its snowing! video proves that hamsters can jump, sorry was majorly bored!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhT3OQ6yaGE
Lol you are bored!:D

Excellent - not a fence down and had a clean before a photo finish :)

I have gerbils, not as smelly as hamsters and have furry tails unlike mice and rats.
I had gerbils much nicer but were rubbish at xcountry? and their dressage was terrible! :eek::rolleyes:

It is!! But the girl looks a bit scary!! I love how he stops to clean himself before finishing, thats wasting time ;)

hamster jumping isnt gonna be hitting the bbc just yet until they get their timing sorted out? cant see them waiting an hour while fluffy has a wash and stuffs his face with seeds and chews the jumps because they were made from toilet roll??:D
 
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