Best 'posh' names?

[Solo1]

I have just got a new TB on loan, he hasn't got a showname so had to think of one to register him with BE... wanted something fun to show how we weren't taking things too seriously, all variations of 'Charlie' were taken. Then inspiration struck and his showname is now... wait for it... In The Nude I shall have to record the commentators. 'Now this is Annie riding In The Nude' mwaha! His owners were fine with it, laughed a lot, and the BE people were wetting themselves... so poor old Charlie is stuck with it

What's the funniest/weirdest show name you've ever heard?

 

[dibbin]

Haha, that's great! My friend's mare is registered as "Page 3 Girl".

 

[only_me]

Friends horse is called "beneath the sheets"

 

[NR99]

R wanted to call her old horse 'Billy Sarstard' but I would not let her as we once had a pony called Puck which one commentator stuffed up, bet he was saying to himself ooh that one would be easy to get wrong and then he did

Love 'In the Nude', imagine if you get to 4*

 

[Dizzle]

When we get a puppy, OH has asked if he can call it ‘Knickers’ so when it jumps up he can shout “DOWN KNICKERS”...

I’ve declined that one!

 

[Kal]

I've heard of a horse called '' like a muppet '' at a showjumping comp years ago

 

[NR99]

When we get a puppy, OH has asked if he can call it ‘Knickers’ so when it jumps up he can shout “DOWN KNICKERS”...

I’ve declined that one!

Our new JRT puppy was called Kinky when we got her, hence a rapid name change

 

[Cuppatea]

'secretcantsay' was a racehorse, used to wind people up no end when they asked its name and the owner said secretcantsay....

 

[MrsMozart]

A brilliant name


My girl is called The Dizzy Blonde.

She has a long blonde mane (well, it was long), and she used to spin and make me dizzy lol

 

[becca1305]

My TB was registered as Daddy's Overdraft because of all the vets bills he used to cost! . I think In the Nude is a brilliant name!

 

[Angua2]

OH I like that..... mines Askyamam...... as opposed to ask ya father!!

 

[Wolfie]

There is a horse I see at competitions called "Touched Up" - poor horse!

 

[Aoibhin]

used to compete a bl**dy minded section D called Rimato the tomato twas more imparessment than this teen could cope with so unless nessacerry he was just Tom!

current lad is Patriach of constantinople & only history/religious geeks get it as he is known as andrew.

 

[Kiribati_uk]

Friend of mine had showjumper called Feelsunreal with stable name of Willie!!!

 

[Derfette]

I was at a local show recently with BSJA jumping, the announcer called out a horse called "Captain Carrot"!

 

[Bright_Spark]

I have just got a new TB on loan, he hasn't got a showname so had to think of one to register him with BE... wanted something fun to show how we weren't taking things too seriously, all variations of 'Charlie' were taken. Then inspiration struck and his showname is now... wait for it... In The Nude I shall have to record the commentators. 'Now this is Annie riding In The Nude' mwaha! His owners were fine with it, laughed a lot, and the BE people were wetting themselves... so poor old Charlie is stuck with it

What's the funniest/weirdest show name you've ever heard?

That is an awesome name

Wonder how many non-horsey OH's start showing an intrest in BE when their OH's tell them about someone riding In The Nude

 

[Rosiefan]

On the same basis as In the Nude, one of R's friends used to have a horse called The Game. Much merriment when commentators announced L*** ****** is on The Game .

 

[j1ffy]

Some brilliant names there!

I used to know a horse called Faerie Liquid (by Ben Faerie), stable name "Squirt"

 

[mil1212]

mine is called for the boys, which is a little suspect, especially the other day when I was rider number 69....!

 

[RuthnMeg]

I know a horse who was called after it got out of the field and fell into the swimming pool... hence his name 'In At The Deep End'!
Also heard about 'Edna Bucket' and 'I'd Rather B Grazin''
And By Mayhill, called 'Maybe I Won't'

There are a lot of good names.. but riding In The Nude would turn a few heads no doubt!!

 

[Trish C]

I'm trying to pick a posh name for Monty (for when we start competing properly, woo!) and am wondering whether I dare officially name him "Monty Knobberts"

I always named our youngsters after tune titles, my favourite was "Touch Me if you Dare." On the list of tunes to be used is also "I Buried My Wife and I Danced On Her Grave".

Still love that footballer's (don't know which one - all footballers are overpaid ponces to me ) horses - Some Horse and Another Horse.

 

[Cuppatea]

Still love that footballer's (don't know which one - all footballers are overpaid ponces to me ) horses - Some Horse and Another Horse.

paul nichols is training 'the milan horse' (milan being the sire)

 

[YorkshireLady]

My 'friends' once entered my horse in a team comp as

'Yorkshire pud'

They thought it was hilarious as I did not know till I was announced

 

[j1ffy]

Song names are great inspiration for horse names! I called my old horse "Elegant Chaos" after a Julian Cope song - it suited him perfectly!

 

[Twiggy14]

Backwards!!
Charlotte *******-****** riding Backwards
xD

But my mum has always wanted to call our ponies rude things, like Black B*****d for our little Black pig pony, and S**t face and stuff xD

 

[Lolo]

Our horse is "Something's Up"... Not the worse, but pretty innuendo-laden!!

 

[charlimouse]

There was one on the eventing circuit round me a few years ago called Sotally Tober. I also heard of one called Like a Virgin, so commetators said ****** ********* riding Like a Virgin.

I also know of a Frilly Knickers (owned and ridden by a bloke)!!!!!

 

[wench]

What about if the horse ever gets sold... someone else will be stuck with it then?

 

[Solo1]

Horse is on loan to us as owner is pregnant, but with her he definitely has a forever home, she loved it so we're the only ones stuck with it


These are all awesome!

Trish C - got to call him Monty Knobberts! Go ooon!

 

[Trish C]

Trish C - got to call him Monty Knobberts! Go ooon!

You make a good case