Bit of fun, what sort of human would your horse be?

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I've always joked that if Kane were a human he'd be a stained white vest top wearing, pot bellied, chain smoking, beer swilling, Irish tinker. He'd scratch his bum, burp and fart and generally be unpleasant. At times he could be articulate, funny and geninuely kind..but only for a split second if his mates were'nt looking!!! He'd be loyal and true to 'his' people and fight to the death to protect his own but anyone else could bog off! He'd work when he wanted and bring in the dough but when it was time to relax it would be pub and mates all the way!!!

So come on who would your horses be?
 
I think at work she'd be a straight-talking, no-nonsense, business-like bitch - like the blonde lady on dragon's den or Meryl Streep in the Devil wears Prada! She would die rather than confess to her closet love of romcoms, and her secret crush on Hugh Grant.
 
mine would be a womanising male model, completely charming and really cheeky. he's get bored really easily and spend his whole time rolling his eyes at things that annoy or bore him
 
Bruce would be a handsome silver fox. He would wear a flat cap, a tweed jacket with leather elbow patches (or a green velvet smoking jacket....), mustard coloured corduroy trousers, brown leather brogues. He would also smoke a pipe and have a west country accent.....

It has been discussed at length. He would basically be a farmer-style Karl Lagerfeld.... :D
 
Captain would be a Graham Norton type, camp as they come with a sharp side but also loveable. He knows his opinions and you are entitled to them. He also likes to mince around and thinks he is the most gorgeous horse in the world, he is incredibly vain.

Fany would be everyone's favourite agony aunty, she loves everyone is very gentle and kind but has a stubborn opinionated side and does not tolerated fools easily. Think Claire Raynor, she is also a bit overweight.

FDC
 
My guy is Frank Lampard - good looking and charming, treats the ladies (me) in his life like crap some of the time, but one flash of that beautiful smile and all is forgiven! Extremely talented, but get him to a World Cup situation (the competition we've been preparing for like mad for the last 3 months) and he'll conveniently lose his form (knock down as many SJ as possible). Go back to club level competition and he's back to being Mr Genius! But he's so purdy how can I be mad?!
 
Exactly like me! Generally quite nice but a mardy cowbag on occasions, likes to eat a lot and would do anything for a biscuit!
 
He'd be on his tractor, tanned and unshaven, lumberjack shirt unbuttoned, steel toecaps on, a piece of hay hanging from his mouth and a pint of scrumpy in his hoof, supping as he went along. But he'd be a big softy and treat his missus to everything she wanted. And he'd be a dab hand at darts and shove ha'penny down the pub ......
 
Lottie hates horses but loves people. Seems to think we're cute little pets. She'd be that batty old lady with loads of cats that shouts at u in the street!
 
I always thought of Benson as EEyore. You know, I will get there when i get there kind of thing! Donovan I think is a bit like Ben from my family on the tv, a little child who has a reason for everything!
 
Oz would be Rupert from the Jilly Cooper books..
well bred, beautiful, talented, ruthlessly intolerant of lower life forms (dogs not in their proper place,chickens ditto), living life to the full - and occasionally, melting your heart by showing his kind side.
 
Beau would be me. Or I am the human version of beau. I identify with her so much. Ice would be a really nice kiddie. Eager to please quite clever but the odd temper tantrum and thinks she's grown already.
 
Big fuzzy would be bubbles from Ab fab - with a twist.
Loves pretty things, a bit of an air head, no class (in fact coudn't give a stuff about class as hasnt got a clue!) but occasionally needs to have tramadol shoved down her throat to keep her from bubbling over.

Little fuzzy is definately Angelina Ballerina, little miss perfect :)
 
ozpoz said:
Oz would be Rupert from the Jilly Cooper books..
well bred, beautiful, talented, ruthlessly intolerant of lower life forms (dogs not in their proper place,chickens ditto), living life to the full - and occasionally, melting your heart by showing his kind side.
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I think my Alfs would be Billy to your horses Rupert! Hadn't really thought about it before, but he's very much like him lol
 
Granite likes to flirt with the mares (seperate turnout so he doesn't get to mix often). He would be the loveable cad often played by Leslie Phillips the actor who would eye up the ladies - Ding dong!! ;)
 
I think Gem would be slightly/very hyper, always out having fun, Oober fit and would have super long legs! I think she'd be REALLY smart but have her blonde moments, generally easy going but could be moody and teasy at times! A bit of a party girl too! :p
 
Harvey would be a small ginger child with glasses, constantly with a runny nose.

Bonnie would be a man eater

Winnie would be the aloof woman next door who the kids are too scared to ask for their ball back!

Otti would be the smart child that gets all the other kids into trouble

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Rocky would be a complete mummy's little darling, all sweetness and light with halo glowing for mummy, whilst poking all other children with sharp sticks!!
Maisie's the little girl who is far too grown up for her own good, bossy, vocal, fiercely independent, but likes a little cuddle now and again. :rolleyes:
 
My lad would be 'Mr T' out of the A team!

He is a small black stocky cob with a mohican hair do, likes to think he is really tough, and loves to wear 'bling'....! However, also like 'Mr T', he does display irrational fears!!
 
Woody would be like Father Jack from the series 'Father Ted' sitting in the corner asleep and when awake tell everyone to 'Feck off'!!

Lily would be the slightly neurotic school girl who thinks everyone hates her, throws a tantrum, screams and then forgets all about the problem when offered a bowl of ice cream! :)
 
I think my dark bay TB mare would be Naomi Campbell.....very leggy, dark, aloof and elegant. My 21 year old TB gelding would be Vinnie Jones - looks really hard and has the attitude, but it's all for show....
 
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