butt lift/scrunch jods/breeches.

[ester]

Nope, has been confirmed by the person I attended with that I wasn't imagining it. I do have a photo but it doesn't feel ok to plaster someone else's arse on the internet

 

[Annagain]

Why do want to know? You don't actually want to buy a pair do you?

 

[Widgeon]

Why do want to know? You don't actually want to buy a pair do you?

This is the reason I've made no comment so far....I was concerned that the OP wanted some and I would horribly offend her by speaking my thoughts

 

[mariew]

It does make me giggle why anyone voluntarily would walk around with a permanent wedgie.

 

[Velcrobum]

Where were these mysterious jods/breeches seen??

 

[Velcrobum]

How about these for wacky breeches
http://www.ridingright.com/mm5/merc..._Code=&Search=&Sort_By=disp_order&Per_Page=-1

 

[Annagain]

This is the reason I've made no comment so far....I was concerned that the OP wanted some and I would horribly offend her by speaking my thoughts

'knowing' ester as I do, I doubt it but I've been surprised by many people in the past!

Apart from anything, wouldn't the pleats chafe a bit after an hour or two in the saddle?

 

[ester]

Lol, mostly I wonder how much they were . I thought they'd be easy to find as there can't be many about but if DF's google search is failing with her expertise the rest of us have no hope.

it was team chasing, I would have been less surprised had it been BSJA, I'm considering a covert operation to ask on the BSJA fb group if you lot keep failing to come up with the goods.

Yes I wondered about chafing too, and that the full seat material must have been very thin to do that with too.

 

[Annagain]

How about these for wacky breeches
http://www.ridingright.com/mm5/merc..._Code=&Search=&Sort_By=disp_order&Per_Page=-1

OMG those ones with leather bum patches look like some sort of bondage gear.

 

[ester]

squeaky ?

 

[MotherOfChickens]

as baffling as nude coloured shoes.

 

[Annagain]

as baffling as nude coloured shoes.

noooooo, I love a nude shoe. Especially in the summer.

 

[thefarsideofthefield]

I was going to say are you sure it's the jods that are wrinkled and not the skin underneath ? But then I realised that if your skin was that loose the wrinkles would be way lower .

 

[Velcrobum]

Nope, has been confirmed by the person I attended with that I wasn't imagining it. I do have a photo but it doesn't feel ok to plaster someone else's arse on the internet

Be a devil and post it bit more of a chance of identifying them!!

 

[teapot]

I'm glad this thread has confirmed my love for only wearing full seat suede high waisted Pikeurs. The breeches market is not only eye opening but somewhat offensive. I do live a sheltered life when it comes to riding tights. Just why?!

 

[Pinkvboots]

noooooo, I love a nude shoe. Especially in the summer.

I like nude shoes as well got several pairs and my favourites are covered in tiny bits of bling.

 

[Roasted Chestnuts]

For those of us with an actual ass these legging are not actually flattering, they don’t even work for me ??? mine sticks out like a set of butt implants (shelf) all on it’s own ???

I bought a couple of pairs not for that effect but because a friend said they were the comfiest things she’s ever run in but oh my god are these leggings see through ???

 

[Velcrobum]

Not
Dublin
euro-star
Ariat
Horseware
Romf
Ovation
Kerrits
the last 3 are USA brands.

These mystery breeches must be fairly modern as silicone grip has not been around for long.

 

[MotherOfChickens]

noooooo, I love a nude shoe. Especially in the summer.

Why? are you trying to deny that you have feet?

 

[ElleSkywalker]

Come on Ester post the picture, can you crop it so its bumcheeks only am sure no one will be able to identify the owner ?

 

[DressageCob]

 

[Velcrobum]

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Those look exactly like what Ester has described but what make are they??

 

[ester]

Dressage cob wins! That's exactly what they look like (I couldn't see the high waist band on the person)! Who makes them?! are they £££

 

[little_critter]

as baffling as nude coloured shoes.

A while back I was watching the Great British Menu. The waiting staff had flesh coloured face masks. When they were stood in the back of shot, slightly out of focus they looked like some sort of Dr Who monster; humans with no nose or mouth.

 

[PapaverFollis]

What the actual? It looks like a cartoon fart.

 

[Keith_Beef]

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I'd like to see her from the front, to know whether her mouth puckers up like her tights...

 

[ester]

dressage cob where have you gone? come back!

 

[PurBee]

What the actual? It looks like a cartoon fart.

??

They are just….indecent! ??
This fashion about butt cleavage is going too far now!

 

[DressageCob]

https://prohorseinternational.com/shop/breeches/eva-tights/eva-tights-beige-navy/?v=981ddb581570

 

[DressageCob]

Sorry it has taken me a lifetime to find them. I had to reverse search the image. I took that screenshot of a Facebook advert back in 2019 to send to a friend to comment on how hideous they are!