butt lift/scrunch jods/breeches.

[ester]

Great! I always go riding with a one shoulder bra. . .

 

[ester]

Sorry it has taken me a lifetime to find them. I had to reverse search the image. I took that screenshot of a Facebook advert back in 2019 to send to a friend to comment on how hideous they are!

Oh that's brilliant you even have history! I was hoping someone might have come across them already.

 

[DirectorFury]

https://prohorseinternational.com/shop/breeches/eva-tights/eva-tights-beige-navy/?v=981ddb581570

Hahahaaha, thank you so much! I should’ve guessed they’d be her brand .
The only silver lining is that I was fully expecting them to be in the Animo price bracket, so while they’re hideous at least they’re not £400 ?.

 

[milliepops]

Great! I always go riding with a one shoulder bra. . .

That's actually worse than the weird ass tights ???

 

[little_critter]

Well I often lose one bra strap while riding. This cuts out a stage.

 

[Annagain]

Why? are you trying to deny that you have feet?

They’re just a really good universal colour to go with summery clothes. My one pair of nude sandals can be worn with pretty much every summer dress I own. Black/tan would be far too heavy and white just look cheap.

 

[ycbm]

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Loving the low belt loops and dual colour. Particularly fetching in the beige version. Because I really want to walk round Tesco looking like I wear big navy gym knickers under low waist riding tights.

 

[Reacher]

I was going to say “skid marks” but I don’t want to lower the tone

 

[J&S]

Am assuming all those wrinkles iron out when you sit on a horse?........... or do you actually ever sit on a horse if you buy such things!!!

 

[GreyMane]

 

[AShetlandBitMeOnce]

What the actual? It looks like a cartoon fart.

This made me literally snort laugh at my desk

 

[AShetlandBitMeOnce]

This one is a bit further down and thus looks like an actual butthole

 

[MotherOfChickens]

They’re just a really good universal colour to go with summery clothes. My one pair of nude sandals can be worn with pretty much every summer dress I own. Black/tan would be far too heavy and white just look cheap.

Fair enough, I am far from an expert in summery clothes

 

[ihatework]

Are they for riders with piles ??

 

[DirectorFury]

Well I often lose one bra strap while riding. This cuts out a stage.

I usually lose one bra strap just by existing, sports bras are the way forward!

That one shoulder bra looks like an actual safety issue, if you got hung up on/by it there'd be no way to get it off .

 

[little_critter]

I usually lose one bra strap just by existing, sports bras are the way forward!

That one shoulder bra looks like an actual safety issue, if you got hung up on/by it there'd be no way to get it off .

I have no need for a sports bra, if I were brutally honest I probably don't need a bra full stop other than for nipple camouflage.

 

[Birker2020]

I have no need for a sports bra, if I were brutally honest I probably don't need a bra full stop other than for nipple camouflage.

Blimey and I wore two for my lat viewing.

 

[ester]

I'm pretty sad that having lost 5 stone my boobs have barely shrunk at all, bloomin things.

They are occasionally useful for resting things on but that's about it.