WishfulThinker
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Lol, did u know thats how folk with litte cars measure the weight distribution for racing? well chavs with AX's! lol But they put the wheels on, not their butts
Can't keep it still!
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Shilasdair
Patting her thylacine
If you are a more sophisticated person, like myself obviously, you will have ridden on pressure pads hooked up to a monitor so will be well aware of your weight distribution.
Ha!
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Ha!
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amandathepanda
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PMSL at this post! My colleagues are giving me funny looks and wanting to know why I nearly just fell off my chair laughing...
alicedove
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I am L M A O this is all WELL funny.
Sorry I am clueless as to what to do with your left leg though. Sitting trot? Plaster of Paris?
Sorry I am clueless as to what to do with your left leg though. Sitting trot? Plaster of Paris?
alicedove
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And weighing boobs in dishes of water? I never saw that! Anyone excited about watching "I'm a Celebrity Get me Out of here!" ??? Or am I the only saddo.?
And why is every single horse I like and decide is worth a looksee about 100 miles away?
And why is every single horse I like and decide is worth a looksee about 100 miles away?
Enfys
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Get someone to whip you everytime it moves?
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Again, Seaslug, you have forgotten the important part - the positive reinforcement for good leg behaviour.
It is therefore very important that the OP praises her leg when it remains still using phrases such as 'What a good leg!' and 'Clever limb!' in addition to whipping it when it misbehaves (negative reinforcement).
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Sorry about that, perhaps she could start off with some groundwork exercises with her leg first?
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You mean like Morris Dancing?
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ROFLMAO here
I have tears rolling down my face, but that may be because I have just choked on my peanut butter sandwich
I hope you chose a very quiet time to put all this into practise!!!!!!!
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Get someone to whip you everytime it moves?
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Again, Seaslug, you have forgotten the important part - the positive reinforcement for good leg behaviour.
It is therefore very important that the OP praises her leg when it remains still using phrases such as 'What a good leg!' and 'Clever limb!' in addition to whipping it when it misbehaves (negative reinforcement).
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Sorry about that, perhaps she could start off with some groundwork exercises with her leg first?
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You mean like Morris Dancing?
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ROFLMAO here
I hope you chose a very quiet time to put all this into practise!!!!!!!
Boxers
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But which is the correct diagonal when you're trotting in a straight line along a road?
Shilasdair
Patting her thylacine
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But which is the correct diagonal when you're trotting in a straight line along a road?
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I wouldn't worry - your horse is probably cantering (with you hanging off the left like a Cossack) so the finer points of equitation are immaterial.
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But which is the correct diagonal when you're trotting in a straight line along a road?
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I wouldn't worry - your horse is probably cantering (with you hanging off the left like a Cossack) so the finer points of equitation are immaterial.
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