hellfire
Well-Known Member
At least they are honest. Made me laugh!Just seen this and it's hilarious!
Does your child say they want a pony?
Do you want to make sure they’re serious?
Do they have skin thicker than leather, and are you prepared to buy them some tiny steel capped boots?
If the answer is yes then I have the pony for you!!
Xxx is in desperate need of a new home. He has been with us since 2015, and I have tried most years to find him a new family. In all seriousness he needs someone very specific and until I find them, he won’t be going anywhere. Despite the bruises, we all ADORE this little guy.
He is the MOST beautiful, “full of character” pony you will ever meet. He could do anything, from driving, to clown tricks (lies down on command, and learns extremely fast). He also knows that if he stands on your toes, he can head butt you over and there’s absolutely nothing you can do about it. I can’t stress enough that he needs a job, I don’t know what job, but he has to be using his brain at least 2/3 times a week or he turns into a tyrant.
Im looking for an experienced, ballsy family who ENJOY quirks and won’t try to beat it out of him.
I have his full medical history available. He has probably had more veterinary investigations than the entire yard put together, and so far, they have found nothing physically wrong with him