Comedy Show Names

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Do any of you enter under comedy show names? (obv talking unaffiliated or maybe your horses proper name is a bit on the funny side:D)

Me and my friend are entered in a pairs XC end of the month and we've gone for a Nation/International Velvet theme so are riding The Pie and Arizona Pie. Nothing beats a good xc start that involves hearing a comedy name :D

Another personal favourite is 'Stark Naked' as works well when read out 'and next into the ring we have Joe Bloggs riding Stark Naked :eek::p (I admit to having entered an event with this show name)
 
I used to have a really bright chestnut gelding, entered as either st tropez (after the fake tan brand) or you've been tango-ed! :)
 
When fence stewarding at an event, it can be quite boring - one rider brought a smile to my face as her first horse on course was called "It's Me" and some time later she came around on her second horse called "It's Me Again"
 
Not a real horse name but when me and my OH were at a livery yard together they used to run competitions, so after he had entered I used to change his horses name to "Naked" so when he came in the ring they'd announce he was riding "Naked" :D everyone used to find it hilarious, apart from him! :D and safe to say I wasn't his favourite person when he came out the ring! Haha
 
I've just sent off Billy's passport to have him officially named (he was foal 486527 lol) so I've been looking at a few cheeky ones but I think they're wise to it now! Norfolk Enchants is a personal fave lol
 
Slightly off topic but similar. It's not going to happen, but if I did have a son have thought it would be hilarious to call him Martin. My husband won't get the joke but our son would be Martin Gale
 
"In pink knickers" so when the commentator announces you, it is, "and next up is Sarah jones riding In Pink Knickers"

For a pairs class where we had to have a team name, we had "Norfolk N Chance" (say it fast!!)
 
One of my friends used "In First Place", getting "Here's So-and-so riding In First Place".

Another friend threatened to (but didn't actually) name her horse Findus Lasagne. Very unPC but left me in stitches.
 
There is a horse over here called Chicken on a Plane.

I want to name my next horse "Bruce Man, I mean Bat Wayne." (*note, this will only be funny if you are familiar with Starkid and Holy Musical B@tman) :)

I get a few comments over GK's show name, Gene Kelly. Quite often the XC starters will start to tap dance or break into Singing in the Rain....
 
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