Confessions of a Dog Owner

[ChesnutsRoasting]

I didn't realise there were so many sinners - isn't life wonderful?

 

[weaselwords]

I too am a sinner. My friend Jaqui and I used to spend hours making elaborate show jumping courses out of car jacks and bean poles and make her elderly springer spaniel Ollie jump round them. Poor Ollie. But mostly he would get bored and go off to snore somewhere, so we'd end up jumping them instead.

I also used to take my nan's jack russell for a run whist I rode my bike. I'm sure her short little legs were a couple of inches shorter when I'd finished with her!

 

[skye123]

Oh bilmey theres too many

Used to attach her lead to a skateboard and make her run along with it, I always wanted to sit on it but seeing as she was a Bichon thankfully there was no chance

I also used to tie her up somewhere in the house and then pretend to be an RSPCA inspector who came along and found her. I used my brothers walkie talkie and everything

Set up "showjumps" in the garden put of bricks and brooms and then make her go round it pretending she was a pony

Thankfully now I`m older my present dogs are a lot better off. I do however still like to occasionally dress them up in party hats and sunglasses and take a picture to humiliate them They do love me really

 

[CinnamonChristmasCookie]

As a youngster of perhaps 15, I'd 'take the dog for a walk' to anonymously smoke a fag, thinking no-one would notice or realise who I was. Trouble was, we didn't have a common breed, we had the only Keeshond for miles My dad mentioned this in his speech at my wedding. Thanks, Dad, never thought you'd realised!