Daftest horse names ever.........

[x_Hannah_x]

Iv had a Filly and a mouse.. oh and a twinkle

I choose the lattter but can be forgiven because I was only eight

 

[harvgj19]

Hehe! This is making me giggle!

We had a Bimbo, and he was a boy!
Also, Porky, Podge and Sausage.

I knew a lady who named all her horses after chocolate bars, so she had Twix, Kitkat, Crunchie and Mars!

 

[truffles]

Dickie Boo

 

[JaneMBE]

Long ago, when I was small child at various riding schools, we had:
Mr Smith
Mrs Smith
Toe-a Sock
Dumpy

I had an Eric, but always called him Boss (being the boss's horse )

 

[sherwood']

haha i no of one called- mare!

 

[Loupride]

Where to start....

Nuala,
Biddy
Seamus
Hoover
Shane
Marey

God the list goes on!!!

 

[Enfys]

Seeing as the Canadian mares will be laying Eggs this year I have been thinking of some posh names for them:

Eggsactly
Eggstinked
Eggsample
Eggsausted (my list of ideas

)

*trundles off to feed baby rabbits....ohhhh, where's my camera!*

 

[beh]

Mr Horse
Moose
Elvis
Landslide (quite cool that one

 

[xxcharlottexx]

i know of a xena too and xinca... again not daft just unuasual

i know a mouse
herman
biscuit
blossom

not that daft really... must have sane friends lol

 

[gina2201]

A few names at riding schools:

ALLSORTS

PHYLLIS

SPUD

 

[hellyt1]

at the RS - pricsilla, humbug, roly-poly to name but a few of the more unusual!

 

[severnmiles]

When Ernie was born there were 2 other colts he was born with, Bert (Bert and Ernie!- not too bad) but then the other was called Pete!

Balmoral Mr Slinky was called Duck...!

 

[BroadfordQueen]

My Lady Tara. tis my new horses name, and oh dear i really am not fond of it

 

[mrgoop]

Rodney, hehe!!

 

[TequilaMist]

We used to have a shetland mare called Dog,
another one came with name Sheep,that was changed.
Also knew a Fugly( a sweet thing but really was)

 

[Loopy_laura]

i have a freeway... its like a dogs name! but he is thanks to my 3year ols neice now know as wayway!

 

[Twinkle Twinkle]

My last pony was called norman when people asked his name l use to say it was normie cause l was so embaressed. His show name was sakarma storm.

 

[Hattikins]

I know of a horse named "Fish Cake", one called "Flower Pot" , have a vague recollection of one called "Bath Tub" (but dont know why!!! Know one called "Beanz" i have a pony called "Fiddler"

 

[madhector]

used to ride a pony called pony, which always seemed silly

 

[kirstyfk]

My dad's 16.2hh ISH is called Tufty.

 

[Hattikins]

come to think of it i also know a horse called Norman too

 

[paintsplat05]

i've known horses called Eric, Bounce(then got changed to Mia!), Patrick, Damien and Smooch!

 

[Fairynuff]

back in the 80s there was a racehorse called Sausage Meat-poor boy. I knew a horse called Nightshirt - he could be pulled up quickly if needed!

Mairi.

 

[_daisy_]

I know someone who named a horse Colin

- everyone pissed themselves laughing when she competed it!!

 

[eventingdiva]

We have/have had some weird ones at the dressage yard! ATM we hae Trevor, and the pony is known as 'the pony'.
Had a Viagra not so long ago! x

 

[bellgave]

there seem to be a lot of cobs called Cob or Cobbie

 

[Onyxia]

Tax Rebate, because thats what they bought her with!
Shorted to Taxi,not much better lol.

 

[darksided]

Socks
Toast
Salsa

 

[mitchellk]

I have known a
Twinkle
B.J
Horse
Christopher
Question
Ears (!)

 

[emma69]

Oh I know a Rodney - probably not a million miles from you!

Also had a Norman, and an Eric. Also had a Sean. I am really suffering from memory loss today, can hardly remember any, but there were some corkers - all teh horses from Ireland had to have Irish names - that got hard after a while, and when my boss went through a buying phase of horses I knew would last all of 5 minutes I christened them after booze - rather cheekily told boss that he might have half a chance of remembering them that way! The best show one I knew was Heroine - i.e. "and her is jane on heroin... I mean, riding heroin...."