Daftest horse names ever.........

[charlie76]

I had a horse who was called Fugly- the reason being because he was F*****g Ugly- How rude!

I bought him with this name and got used to it- I didn't think he was that ugly BTW.

 

[xwp]

I have a xena and a xanthe..not daft just unusual!
We had a boris,bubbles, the camel-she used to grunt and spit at you!! we have copper but call her moose as she is one!!
Ray xx

 

[0ldmare]

I knew one called Hoover!

 

[Capriole]

i like FUGLY, we had a jack russel called Tilly Tunt once, was already called that when we got her, suited her though

 

[Enfys]

Hi XenaWP, Welcome.
Love the name Camel

There's some weird and wonderful names about and I'm RFLMAO about Fugly, that is Sooooooo good, poor horse, he probably introduces himself as Bert to his friends.

 

[minesadouble]

I read of a horse called 'badly' - so named so that when owner rode it into ring the commentator would say 'here's ...rider's name....riding badly!'
When I got my ex-racer -noble kinsman- he was known as'big nobby! - soon changed!

 

[aimeerose]

we had a fugly!
but he really was!!

 

[Capriole]

lmao at badly

 

[Bounty]

PF is Charlie's Big Potato i think!

 

[ru-fi-do]

I know of -
Freebie - because he was free!
Legs
Ten
Numpty (poor horse)
And a 16.3 ex race horse called 'Fluffy'!

 

[sloulou]

we had a pony called fanny (so called because she had a phantom pregnancy!)

There is also Mr Horse

and there was a Mrs Milton at one point...

there was also one called skcollob - because of what is it when you spell it backwards

 

[Fahrenheit]

Got a mare called Cicci van de Brouwerijhoeve, over the loudspeaker they have been known to say Cicci van de....oh forget it! at shows
I once had a guinea pig called 'no name', because we couldn't think of a name for it.

 

[aran]

ohh - and we had a shetland called 'goat'

 

[Super_Kat]

Well my nex colt foal will either be called Steve or Little Dave....Nuff said really

 

[ihatework]

When I was baby shopping I saw two with silly names
Wicked Willy
The Knicker Picker - sort of thought this one was quite cool!

 

[SSM]

My first horse was called Dilly Daydream - would actually suit the Donkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Enfys]

Hi SSM, How is Bumble today? I hope you all managed to get some much needed sleep last night.

 

[hati]

isnogud, askim, davy crocked all names of ponies we had. When I worked with the polo ponies it started to become hard to find new and original names for them all, I had:
Glow, doona, sally, spree, star, esctacy, riada, fudge, fashion, truce, skiff, tom tom, nikki, pillow were just a few of the names.

 

[JessPickle]

I knew a horse called ugly!!! everyone called him ug for short!

 

[lucysnapshot]

I know of
raddish
f.p
chewey
crisp
tripper
casino
penty
raechel
conan

 

[lexiedhb]

My first pony was called Rusty Nut...........

 

[Happy Horse]

I have had a horse called Curry - show name "Earn yer Oats"

Others I have known are Eric and Chunky Chicken.

 

[JessPickle]

Oh yeah I know an eric as well the funny thing is he a very classy looking arab!

 

[CastleMouse]

One of our whipper ins once had a 14.2hh little hunter called Pony!

 

[Blizzard]

My friend had a gelding called Gay!

 

[Rosiefell]

There's a horse in my field called Spoon and one of my Foresters is registered as Denny Lusty!

 

[magic104]

Chocolate T-Pot or TP for short because his owner thought he was as useful as one.

 

[Enfys]

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Oh yeah I know an eric as well the funny thing is he a very classy looking arab!

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I know an Eric the arab too, his name is Atmospheric.

 

[kibob]

This thread is cracking me up!!

Ok, I have a mare called puppy, confused the vets when I first took her there, they were expecting a cute cuddly puppy.

Also knew a pony called "nearly" cos he nearly died as a foal.

 

[XmisshorsestyleX]

Well i used to ride Denwyn Myfanwy, and the show judges NEVER managed to pronouce it right..
they used to call her My Fanny... slightly embarrasing to say the least!!