Dear man upstairs ( again)

[Paddy Irish]

Dear man upstairs

I know you were recently asked ( by hovisandsidsmum ) to be a little more forthcoming with the wet stuff as many of us were struggling in dusty sand schools and parched fields.
Please could you now turn off the taps , as quite frankly we've had enough down here in sunny ( rainy Cornwall ).
Paddy is once again above the fetlocks in mud and is now resembling a hippo , i can only see the whites of his eyes and a small grin as he wallows shamelessly, knowing full well that I won't ride in the rain!
My clay earth has turned once again to a slippery slope where i can hardly stand up straight without the help of my pooh picker and rake.

Thankyou in advance , as i know you've already booked rain for this week but maybe you could give us a break next week - Ta.

 

[Cuppatea]

give cornwall the sun and ill have the lottery numbers.
Ta.

 

[DW Team]

Please please send it up here to Lincolnshire. Ground like concrete, large gaps appearing in the turf that I could fit my foot down. No grass to speak of. Doing rain dance everyday hoping to get some of the wet stuff.

 

[unbalanced]

Herts has had enough rain. Despite my pony being shut in a starvation paddock, the rain has made grass grow there without me being able to see it for mud and now she has laminitis. Not happy.
Anyone who wants the rain can have it.

 

[Lady La La]

...If you cant manage turning the taps off COMPLETELY, could you possibley try and see fit to banish ALL rain in Essex on Saturday July 2nd? This is my wedding day and I REALLY don't want to get rained on.

My horse/carriage has no roof for starters.. Could be tricky