Does horse riding impress girls? What about polo?

JunoXV said:
Ok now I'm worried. Obviously I've ridden your horse at some point but I have no idea who you are. Give me a clue on the horse - height, colour where i rode etc. :o
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Whether the poster is female and talking about her horse or male and talking about his girlfriend could also be a handy piece of information!
 
LHS said:
Ha Ha are you very ugly then or very old perhaps ?
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Possibly both. Judge for yourself.........

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and here's a pic of my ass if that helps
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I do have a cute puppy if that helps any.
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I don't get the showjmper sterotype either - I must be going to the wrong shows! (or maybe the right ones?!)

Plus as far as I am aware, there is a lot more bed hopping at eventing, and people are less bothered about the sex of the person in the bed :eek: ;) :D
 
Stencilface said:
Nice ass shot! How did that one end up?! :D
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very painfully and with much embarrasment. I was showing the horse at the time to a prospective purchaser. To prove how good and honest he was jumping I approached in trot on the buckle sat like a lemon. Something I'd never done with him before (always in outline and in canter). Learnt a valuable lesson that day. :o

This is how he normally jumped
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jemima_too said:
Whether the poster is female and talking about her horse or male and talking about his girlfriend could also be a handy piece of information!
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Ah yes, could bolster or ruin his reputation...

Regarding polo as a woman magnet..My brother used to play polo, before marriage and children took over. He came to stay for the weekend and I told him of a local RS that I had taken a guest to for a hack around a local beauty spot.The staff were very snotty and rude and totally ruined the experience. Bro told me to ring up and book a ride out for him and myself. When asked on the phone about my brothers riding experience, I mentioned he was quite competent as he played polo.
What a difference in attitude ! The girls were polite in the extreme and he had three grooms in attendance while he mounted a very nice shiny clean horse. I was left to sort myself out and was largely ignored. Suited me fine.
 
Don't worry, I don't think there are many people worth sleeping with at events are there? And if there are, you know they've been round the stable block more than once :eek:

Shame you did that when showing him off - its always the way though - did you manage to avoid saying 'he's never done that before'?! :D
 
Ah bless you.

Well if Fiona found Shrek attractive it shows there is someone for everyone :D


If its any consolation most decent women don't want a bloke who puts it about, afterall we don't want someone the whole neighbourhood has had do we !
 
LHS said:
If its any consolation most decent women don't want a bloke who puts it about, afterall we don't want someone the whole neighbourhood has had do we !
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I have a lovely woman who I've been with for 20 years. Any offers would have been turned down. Just very upsetting that I didn't get the opportunity to say thanks but no thanks. :eek:
 
JunoXV said:
I have a lovely woman who I've been with for 20 years. Any offers would have been turned down. Just very upsetting that I didn't get the opportunity to say thanks but no thanks. :eek:
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Ah now thats what makes you attractive, you are a decent man :D
 
I had to comment on this post.... In my opinion men are sexy when they are good at something, and if they are fairly novice, they can get away with bluffing it by wearing the right gear well, filling those breeches in places where they are meant to be filled, yet letting the fabric still leave a little "je ne sais quoi" as it skims those well muscled thighs. To give you a visual: Diva Fever in breeches would not have filled them well (remember those cycling shorts?). Skinny blokes can pull it off if they are decent jockeys, if you are slightly chubby then the personality needs to shine through.

There is nothing worse than seeing a bloke wearing breeches that sag around the bottom, like a pile pouch, and then he leans against the collecting ring fence clenching those b'ttocks in and out. It is compulsive watching.... a bit like a car crash.

The man that catches my attention is cool and calm, looking like he fits in without effort. He doesn't need to wear all the "right gear" but the traditional kit is fine, and he needs to look like he's having fun.

There is a lot of stereotyping of showjumpers on this forum, and don't be swayed by this. I agree that you do come across G-string Jade, wearing her diamante hat, chewing gum as she counts her stride and desperately wanting to be a Pavitt or a Renwick (who pulls off a diamante hat) at some shows, but these are mainly found at shows within 45minutes of the M25. I think the nearer that you get to London, the more Londoner they are like. Now that Towerlands is no more, they will have to find a new place to squawk at one another and flick their extensions.

I have come across chavvy dressage and event riders in the past, so it's not just showjumpers that are like something out of Hollyoaks, and the further afield you compete, the greater the contrast. If you go to big shows such as Hickstead, Scope or the Blue Chips, for the amateur and smaller classes this is where they come together and it is one wrong pony club camp of chavs trying to outdo one another. At the regular single day shows, they have all usually gone home by the time the newcomers has finished after which you will come across the less acrylic versions.

The names vary.... I'd say that showjumpers are slightly more normal: Emma, Caroline, Anna, Charlotte, Louise. Eventers appears to be called either silly names that have stuck since boarding school such as Wiggy,Tiggy, Piggy, Izzy, Dizzy, Zany; or longer names consisting of at least three syllables: Henrietta, Venetia, Jemima, Virginia. They are just names though.

I am sorry to have digressed - but in my opinion men horse riding only really impress me if they are very good at it. I'd be more impressed at your ability to screw in studs and comandeer the practice fence, as well as filling a pair of jeans nicely. You are just as likely to find a nice show jumper as you are a nice dressage or event rider if you know where to look and at what time. Good luck!
 
woodtiger said:
I agree that you do come across G-string Jade, wearing her diamante hat, chewing gum as she counts her stride and desperately wanting to be a Pavitt or a Renwick (who pulls off a diamante hat) at some shows, but these are mainly found at shows within 45minutes of the M25. I think the nearer that you get to London, the more Londoner they are like. Now that Towerlands is no more, they will have to find a new place to squawk at one another and flick their extensions.
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ha ha.. this is so true.. love it!!

polo players are just looking to sha*g the next best thing round the corner.. my 16 yr old polo player "friend" has just come back,.. after shagging a 32 year old!! scank!

eventers do tend to be a bit, "oh thhat would be charming" and dressage seem to all be gay

give me fit rugby player any day!! ;)
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LHS said:
Yes there are deffo a class of girls whose sole aim is to trap a successful horse rider / competitor. Polo is a great sport cos it shows you have money and is probably considered more prestigious so you would be more likely to meet a well connected girl as opposed to SJing where they are a bit skankier.
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! :)
 
Haha this thread is brilliant!!

But as for Polo players?! No chance, too bloody posh for me! Get that spoon out of your mouth lads!
 
afterall most horsey women are either married,mad or gold diggers :D Im not gay but my boyfriend is!!!!!!!

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Nail on head, we haven't seen anything of original OP since he posted the thread :D Perhaps he didn't want married, mad or gold diggers, shame really not much left :D
 
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