Does your horse have a nickname?

Not sure why but i always end up calling him 'Charlie Cheeseburger' or 'Charlie Burger' !

Potato seems to be a new one which i blame on Celebrity Juice, although none of these are used in public!
 
My coloured mare Lisa gets called Lisa Longface or Lili. The black mare gets called "the dumb blonde" as she's very stupid. Lola, the coloured foal is Lollop and collectively the 2 foals are "the wee *****es".
 
Kelts (real name Keltic Mist) was either keltie-pelts, or usually big girl...
Peds (real name Pedito) has a list.

Peds..
Pidipeds
Peditopotato...
Sheister
The shemale (due to his near sex change of an op he had a couple of years ago, now wee's like a girl.... literally)
Gay boy..
vet calls him 'the great galute'
sh8tbag
b100dy big ox
free to good home...

the list goes on... never very complementary....
 
Pablo gets called

Pabsy
Panano (my friends 2 year old used to say his name like that and it has stuck)
Nano
Nano chips (dunno why)
but mostly at the moment.......for no apparant reason.....I have taken to calling him Noodles!

Welina (pronounced Velina)

Welly boot
Welly Bobs
Grumpy Moo

My friend has a young horse and he just gets called Foalie all the time, took me a while to realise that it wasn't actually his name!
 
I used to work at a yard that had a young stallion who was always turned out with a young gelding. They were a right pair of hooligans but everyone loved the pair of them. They started getting called Beavis and Butthead (tells u how long ago it was!) then as they became even more silly they ended up with the very flattering Butthead and Buttface! Eventually at the grand old age of 4 they settled on "The Tw*ts" as in "who's turn is it to put the tw*ts out!?"
 
Gilbey is G Force or Gingernut!

Jimbo is jim jams

Dino was Bagsy

Boots was boo boo

Justine is sweet pea!

I wonder what they call us.......
 
depending on how good he has been either n0b or blob because he was fat when I got him but he has loads of others including
stupid
blobby
wobbo
OI!!
numpty
gorgeous first thing in the morning
and many more I cant post or I will get banned :p
 
Dante's first ever 'nickname' was 'Marshmellow' (with an e...) - my best friend tried to insist it became his name but I refused to allow it :p
He is now known as: Mello, The Flying Marshmellow, Dan, Danny, Munchkin, Ginger Fuzzball, and various things that I don't think HHO would allow me to post :D

Dimples: Dimp, DW, Dimp the Wimp, Snicker, Purple Ronnie (don't ask....), and again, some things a little less polite!
 
Archie is known as The Hippo for obvious reasons
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Monty is known as The Munch. Monty became Monster became Monster Munch and finally just The Munch.
 
My brother only ever refers to my mare as "wing nut" as it took her a while to grow into her ears.

They have a good relationship, she chases, he runs!
 
Fynlay gets Fyn-Pops, FynBar, Nutter, Fatty and Minger Chops as he always manages to get feed all over his face :o It sounds great when i shout him in "OIIII Minger chops !" downside is he answers to it :rolleyes: oopsss :D
 
My shetland has a long registered name, and his breeder named him Hooligan for short.
He has a couple of names:
Hooli / Hools / Hoolawoola / Hoolahoop, my mum calls him Shitland

He used to live with another Shetland and they were either the 'gruesome twosome' or 'The Vietnamese Pot bellied Pigs' - both black and rotund and both used to grunt around together (we had to split them sadly as they became too attached to the point one wouldn't go anywhere without the other, would escape and climb out of stables

We also have two Danish Holsteins

Bertie ... Bertaloachie / The Bert / Fatty / Fatboybert
Hugo ... Huge-O / Huge-e
 
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My Warmblood is called Jimmy who always gets called James, my Thoroughbred is called Candy and always gets called Cotton (Cotton Candy) and my mini shetland is called Tanya who always gets called Teeny - she is only 9 hands though!

Not everybody calls them by these names though, they are just my pet names for them.
 
I often insult mine in greek (Lived in Cyprus for 5 years). It's great as nobody knows it's a bit mean and you can make it sound all sweet and lovely. Lefki gets called LefkiMou if she's being nice (Mou meaning dear). Or Skatouli (not sure if I spelled it right but it means ****bag) when she's been annoying. My other horse gets called skatouli alot lol!!
 
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