doggy 'nicknames'!!

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I call Lola 'Lola bear' but some of the names on here are for more imaginative and really make me smile!!! a personal favourite of mine is the 'ginger gobshite' a lovely ginger staffie type (I have forgotten who owns him, I tried to look through previous posts but HHO went funny on me!!) and another Iv just read by BlackCob - 'Asbo Wolves!'
:D


so.. what do you call your dogs????
 
When I had the brother and sister in my sig (only have the male now) they were the ASBO Twins :D

My older dog gets Boydog, big dog, Spice Boy, Humpy, Sheepy :p

The pup gets Floofy, The Brat, Little Dude, and after today's row over a very dead fish, he is now know as: 'YoulittlefuggergetyourassbackoverhereIamnotjokingIamgoingtobatteryou-RIGHT-GOTCHAgetinthefuggingcaranddon'tevenLOOKatmeyoustinkinglittleratbagIhopeitmakesyousick'

He is going to Brat Camp for ten days tomorrow....

Oh yes and the boys at the club call the older dog 'No Balls' and the pup is variously known as 'the psycho/the whirling dervish/the Tasmanian Devil' etc etc etc....
 
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YoulittlefuggergetyourassbackoverhereIamnotjoking Iamgoingtobatteryou-RIGHT-GOTCHAgetinthefuggingcaranddon'tevenLOOKatmeyousti nkinglittleratbagIhopeitmakesyousick'

I called Biscuit something very similar after yesterdays performance :rolleyes:
 
Dude I was thinking of you while the little shitebag ran round and round me in circles, ragging the bloody thing (I can still smell it) ignoring the whistle, and the balls, and me pretending to be the most fun person in the world, when actually I was crying in frustration and would have happily sent him into orbit...
 
That would be Lexi:rolleyes: she calls dex "the ginger gob******":eek: she is mean:mad:

We call

Rufus= Dufus or pooh face or Gingeroofey
Pancake= Panner or panner dooley or cockeyes or mainly just dooley
Regan=Regan poogan or poogey or pooganna
Bud= Buuuuuuuuudy or bud scud or just scud
Tia= teeeee, or someother choice names:rolleyes: mainly swear words and her colour is in the name calling.
Bubba= Trouble/bubba troubey/bubble/ Booh booh
Flick= Flick- a- meeeee :D
Blue= Ickle buey or Blue scube or Sue:D
Flint= Merlintey or Flint McClairey (dont ask)

I also have a mad cat called sparrow and he never gets called anything but spazza:D
 
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Buff gets 'Buffles', 'Buffalo', 'Buffalicious' or 'Buff bear'

Sally is alternatively known as 'Sally bear' or, more accurately 'Peabrain' or 'the blue bimbo' :D
 
Dude I was thinking of you while the little shitebag ran round and round me in circles, ragging the bloody thing (I can still smell it) ignoring the whistle, and the balls, and me pretending to be the most fun person in the world, when actually I was crying in frustration and would have happily sent him into orbit...

Did some more racal training this morning and he was good, strange animals
 
I know and he was SUPER yesterday, same beach, more distractions, I keep forgetting he is still only a baby and we have a long way to go, he likes to lull me into a false sense of security, the fun and games haven't even started yet...
 
Harley does get called H quite a lot. As well as Chops!!! (came from when he was a pup was when Chris thingamy won Strictly Come Dancing and called his partner Ola, "Ola Chops" and some how is rubbed off on H!)
 
When I had the brother and sister in my sig (only have the male now) they were the ASBO Twins :D

My older dog gets Boydog, big dog, Spice Boy, Humpy, Sheepy :p

The pup gets Floofy, The Brat, Little Dude, and after today's row over a very dead fish, he is now know as: 'YoulittlefuggergetyourassbackoverhereIamnotjokingIamgoingtobatteryou-RIGHT-GOTCHAgetinthefuggingcaranddon'tevenLOOKatmeyoustinkinglittleratbagIhopeitmakesyousick'

He is going to Brat Camp for ten days tomorrow....

Oh yes and the boys at the club call the older dog 'No Balls' and the pup is variously known as 'the psycho/the whirling dervish/the Tasmanian Devil' etc etc etc....

LMAO this actually made me laugh out loud .. not good when im doing 'uni work!' haha
 
when talking about her, betty is "the betster"

unless i'm swearing at her...:rolleyes: i always just call her Betty!! sometimes "betty boop"

i do however always say "morning piglet" in the morning when i go downstairs into the kitchen, to which she grunts and rolls over! :rolleyes: think i started calling her that cause she looked like a massive piglet when we got her at 8 months!

x
 
I call Lola 'Lola bear' but some of the names on here are for more imaginative and really make me smile!!! a personal favourite of mine is the 'ginger gobshite' a lovely ginger staffie type (I have forgotten who owns him, I tried to look through previous posts but HHO went funny on me!!) and another Iv just read by BlackCob - 'Asbo Wolves!'
:D


so.. what do you call your dogs????

That would be my ginger gobshite!!!! Also know as Fat Pants- he has put on weight since we got him- which is all good, and Roo Bear- dont know why.

Today however he shall be known as "dogwhodoesnotputafootwrongoffleadinanewfield" :)
 
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Bear The Border, commonly otherwise known as (please adopt a German accent!:p;)):

Bärli
Bärchen
Bärlichuch
Du Teufel
Du Schlitzohr
Morgenmuffel
Schafwächter
Weiberheld

I'll translate if you want, but put your thinking caps on first! :p:D
 
Bear The Border, commonly otherwise known as (please adopt a German accent!:p;)):

Bärli
Bärchen
Bärlichuch
Du Teufel
Du Schlitzohr
Morgenmuffel
Schafwächter
Weiberheld

I'll translate if you want, but put your thinking caps on first! :p:D

hmm Barchen - is this bear?
no idea about the rest although i have a feeling schafwachter is sheep something? chaser?. although i think morgenmuffel is better untranslated, its just a funny word :D
 
I tried to look through previous posts but HHO went funny on me!!) and another Iv just read by BlackCob - 'Asbo Wolves!'
:D

Blame my dad for that one, he also calls them 'the hoodies'. :p

I call them 'the snoots'. As in Daxy-snoot and Ricoh-snoot, collectively the snoots, where are the snoots, they're upstairs, what are they doing, snootling about, have you taken them for a snootle (walk), that type of thing. :o
 
I don't have a dog :( (due to living in a flat), so am I allowed to tell you my cat's nicknames? :D
Mischief = Noodleheimer, Moghead McFurry, Mush-chief, Spamhead, Mushkakka.
Menace = Mush, Mr Whiskers, Sir Mushington Pounce, Mewl-a-tron.
They rarely get called by their real names, poor things! :D
 
Zack - Zacky, Yacky, Gnacky, Puppydog

Bea - Beagle, Beaglepup, Schmeegles, Schmeegley, Beeegley

Rosie - Rosieposytosie, roooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosie

They answer to all names, poor buggers!!
 
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Will--Willbert, Wilba, Wobbly Dog

Teal-- Tealbert, sometimes it comes out as Tillian, Poof tends to suit him too.

Dylan--Dillbert ( he responds to this very well basically his second name lol), Puppy, Pupsters, he may also think his name is "Ge'off"
 
hmm Barchen - is this bear?
no idea about the rest although i have a feeling schafwachter is sheep something? chaser?. although i think morgenmuffel is better untranslated, its just a funny word :D

OK, translation time! ;)

First, a bit of background. Bär is pronounced Bear, so therefore:

Bärli = a south German/Austrian 'take' on Bär
Bärchen = north German equivent of above. YO's partner uses this alot!
Bärlichuch = our own 'take' on the above two. My daughter used 'chuch' when our old BT, Tugg, was a pupster.
Du Teufel = You Devil (Bear's dad is called Brigadier Fiery Lucifer, and it stems from this.)
Du Schlitzohr = in medieval Germany, a Schlitzohr was a petty criminal, who had his or her ear lobe slit as a public display of their criminality! Ouchies! Needless to say, this would never, ever literally apply to Bear!
Morgenmuffel = 'muffel' is a grump or a grouch, and a Morgemuffel is one who does not do mornings! :eek:
Schafwächter = literally translated means Sheep Watcher. We have sheep, and Bear is their self-appointed body guard!
And finally, Weiberheld = Babe Magnet........:rolleyes:

There ya go! Hope all is now 'als klar wie mist'!!:rolleyes::D
 
Evie gets Evil (altho less recently as she is being quite angelic at the mo), also Evelyn :o
Buffy used to be Buffster, and bizarrely Bebop.
Pickle gets Pick and also Piccolo.:D
 
OK, translation time! ;)

First, a bit of background. Bär is pronounced Bear, so therefore:

Bärli = a south German/Austrian 'take' on Bär
Bärchen = north German equivent of above. YO's partner uses this alot!
Bärlichuch = our own 'take' on the above two. My daughter used 'chuch' when our old BT, Tugg, was a pupster.
Du Teufel = You Devil (Bear's dad is called Brigadier Fiery Lucifer, and it stems from this.)
Du Schlitzohr = in medieval Germany, a Schlitzohr was a petty criminal, who had his or her ear lobe slit as a public display of their criminality! Ouchies! Needless to say, this would never, ever literally apply to Bear!
Morgenmuffel = 'muffel' is a grump or a grouch, and a Morgemuffel is one who does not do mornings! :eek:
Schafwächter = literally translated means Sheep Watcher. We have sheep, and Bear is their self-appointed body guard!
And finally, Weiberheld = Babe Magnet........:rolleyes:

There ya go! Hope all is now 'als klar wie mist'!!:rolleyes::D

i wasnt too far out then :D yeyyyy, i still think morgenmuffel is the best word!! :D
 
Oh sooooo many!
Flora; Dory, Dory dog, Flory Dory, ginger ninja, ginger whinger, ginge, dora and my personal favourite shutthefugup! :p
Ellie; Belly, Woo woo, belly boo, welly woo, smelly, smelly belly, bels, els
Milo; Miley, Miley Moo, Moo or 'the' Moo, Moomin, Poomin, Moomy Poomy!
Tilly; gets off lightly with only- Hound, Tills, Tilbo baggins :o
The girls are collectively 'the girls' how imaginative! And Milo gets a lot of retard, spacker and spanner type words thrown at him alot!
 
Shaka (10yr old Ridgeback that gets cold in 90 degree heat and nothing is ever to his liking) - Sharks, Whingebag, Sharkey, Smiler - he smiles on command.
Ted (2.5yr old mutt brain the size of a peanut) - Teeeeed, Stopeatingshit, Dropiiiiiiit, Stopsniffinghisbutt
Tula(7yr old ridgeback) - Toooles, Lula, Stophumpingshaka, Droptheshitorelse
Inca(4yr old ridgeback) - Inks, Inky, Stinky - loves to roll in fox poop or anything dead!
Dottie(10 month old JRT) - Dotthedog, Dots, Getoutofthecattrayyougrottylittledog,
Millie(14yr old JRT should know better but deafness has it's advantages!) - Mills and also another cat tray hooverer!
Todd (4yr old ridgeback sister to Stinky) - Grotbag, Whathaveyoueatennow
Dogs known collectively as 'hound dogs' or Eeeeeew!!:D :D ;D
 
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