Kenzo
Well-Known Member
While I was in the stable last night, busy brushing Mr Ms tail I kept hearing this strange noise, I glanced up towards his dock and leaned back slightly
.just in case he was releasing any unwanted pressure (like they do) as the sound effect could of easily passed as horse fart but no nothing was coming out, no foul smell and no sudden warm draft
So I kept brushing away and then I heard it again, ummm what the hell is it?
I thought to myself.
Mr M turned his head to look at me (perhaps he thought I was letting one go who knows) and then he shifted his weight from one back foot to the other and THEN in the corner of my eye, out scuttled a huge fat juicy Rolland the rat, with a limp and squint it looked up right up at me in disgust as if to say ''OH THANKS!!, finally one of you moved off my god dam foot!
Mr M was highly intrigued by this point and bent down to say hello to Rolland the rat, while I frantically jumped up and down screaming
flinging my pink bushes across the stable while performing the hot coal dance.
I was half expecting to find Rolland hanging off the end of Mr Ms nose but thankfully he scuttled under the stable door and made a bid for freedom.
Perhaps I might see him again this evening hobbling around on a pair of crutches
So I kept brushing away and then I heard it again, ummm what the hell is it?
Mr M turned his head to look at me (perhaps he thought I was letting one go who knows) and then he shifted his weight from one back foot to the other and THEN in the corner of my eye, out scuttled a huge fat juicy Rolland the rat, with a limp and squint it looked up right up at me in disgust as if to say ''OH THANKS!!, finally one of you moved off my god dam foot!
Mr M was highly intrigued by this point and bent down to say hello to Rolland the rat, while I frantically jumped up and down screaming
I was half expecting to find Rolland hanging off the end of Mr Ms nose but thankfully he scuttled under the stable door and made a bid for freedom.
Perhaps I might see him again this evening hobbling around on a pair of crutches