Embarrassing Nicknames

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Okay, we all know that both we and our horses are subject to some appalling nicknames for example my horses current nickname is Fatty, :/ and this got me wondering about other peoples embarrasing nicknames for their horses, dogs, cats... whatever...
 
Sam our haffie is known as scuzzy, Ozzie is still new so getting to know him better before he gets a nickname!
Dogs, Sophie is sofa, and Brian is embarrassing enough, so no nickname needed :D
 
Dogs are Oliver and Maisie, but oli is now bowl wol (kids couldn't say his name ) and maisie is moochie pooch or mai mai. Ruby and breeze the horses are rubsters and brie
 
Dog is - Fat, fat face, fatty, woof, woofert, woofles, snooky woo, snuggle woof, poop, snot, snotty, snotty dog, cuddle face, monkey, dogwart, dogurt...etc
 
Our middle springer is affectionately known as Turdy... His actual name is Albert.

Reg is known as Fregga (hard g) and an old pony was known as Yak- her name was Ellie...
 
Well as I have a horse called Ted he gets called all manner of embarassing names. Bear, Big Bear, Baby Bear, Lazy Bones, Mr Grouchy Goo etc :o

I clearly shouldn't be allowed to keep animals...
 
The poor little gelding - who is probably the prettiest horse ever - gets called twit-face when he's being silly and excitable.
 
One of my dogs is nicknamed Bumpy. Someone once asked me why this was. Dog chose that moment to wander past, not looking in the direction she was going, as usual, and walked into a door.
 
Peters Joy became Pete become PJ became Pea became Peej became Weejbag!!!

(and the lads at work call me Dave/ David/ Son, I am a Vicki and certainly in no way resemble any of these!!!)
 
Cats are Dilly, Dilly Bear, Bearidge, Potts of bearness, Potts (Dylan), Zigpig, Ziggle, Boggle (Ziggy), Oscar pops and poor old ginger ninja started life as Sparky!
Dog is Murph, Murphus, Murphus Aurelius, Doofus (Murphy) and horses are Lump and Sausage. (Quinn and Duchess)

***********toddles off to wrap self in straight-jacket****************
 
woody the dog is known as: newn, zarloos, parny manoos, wooky bear, scooby, scooby doo, shooby :eek: :o etc (we may be classed as a bunch of nutters!!)
Jack the horse is known as: juvenile jack, wacky jacky, big boy, fello, chappy, chappers, GG :D
 
TP is my cat I call her Miss Mousie Brown lol she is black n white, Pontiac is called Sophie we call he mophie and dog is called monty known as monTeegommmerry! Lol
 
All of my animals have silly nick-names!
Jasper is known as Goober, Big Mush or Jaspy-waspy!
My cat Mischief is known as Spam-head, Spam-head McFurry, Ginger-Princess or Mush-kakka.
My other cat Menace is known as Mush, Mr Whiskers or Sir Mushington-Pounce!
Bizarrely, my brother has always called me Pete! (I am a girl!)
 
Slight thread detour but one of my close male friends is called chris.
He hates it when I call him Chrissykins' and even more so when I shout in a crowded bar 'lollypopkin your round!'
 
I call Swift Nitty. Nuff said :D

My nickname is jesstickle and people actually call me by it. That's pretty embaressing isn't it?! :p
 
Our cats called Lori, most of the time she gets called Lol but also gets called LLQB ( Little Lori Queen Bee) or LLFC (Little Lori Fat Cat), Lolburger, Lolface to name a few!

Mums cats is Biscuit, he gets called Bisky, Bisky Whisky, B, Mr Furry, Billybongo
Mr Furry face

:)
 
Ethels nickname is Smef, because we used to call her smelly Ethel which got shortened to Smef :) she also gets called Fatty, Pony, Sweetness, Slagbag .. The list is endless!
 
Milo the dog is Mils, Millydils, Emilo-milo,Milster.and Mileymiley.
Mitch the dog is Mitchiemoo,Moomoo and Mitchles
Charlie the parrot is Chas, Chonkers, Charles and Charliechoo
Granite the horse is Gran, Grangles, Mr G, G, Granmarr, and occasionally Git!

Think we might be a dysfunctional family!!:D:D:D
 
Our cat Gannicus is usually called Spanky Pants as he has some lovely poofy pantaloons, so also called Poofy Pants occasionally.

My father has always called me Fred since I was a little girl.
 
My mare was known as nickers in her old home (her breeder) as she frequently 'nickered' when she was a baby. I've never called her this, using her proper name instead, but last year she had a foal, called Jazmine. Jaz gets called Miss Jazzy Pants, or Pants for short.... Oh dear!
 
Dill the cat is SillyDilly.
Basil the cat is Baz the Man.
Moss the dog is Yak.
My dad call my mum McGowan (her maiden name) Only calls her Maggie in polite company.
My mum calls my dad Crum.
They both call me Bowfer and my substitute granny calls me Jenny Wren.
 
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