Embarrassing riding pix

Can't find the worst one....BUT found this video of an 'attempt' at stressage!

I was asked 24 hrs previously would I be the 3rd person so the RC team could enter...

Sure! I said....though it won't be pretty!!!

Tia has calmed down alot since then, she came with uber gadgets in her mouth, this was done with a hanging cheek and I think she relished that!

Those people who can't help themselves, slate it to bits...tell me my toes are stuck out (YOU try putting your legs on Tia and see what happens! I'll pick you off the floor....i don't mind :) ) and position is awful....I KNOW, so TBH, save your breath!

I'm putting this up as the worst Stressage test ever! Have a laugh, it's what it's here for!

:D

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That was ace :D:D
Must have been the fastest test ever, her little legs are going like the clappers.
I wish my boy had some of her zest.
 
I missed the centre line by 3ft when heading for the finish!

Everytime we headed for the boards she wanted to jump them... :o

It was, and looked.....fookin' awful! BUT meant the other two riders could ride, so mine was ditched!

The judge wrote on the sheet that it was an 'entertaining' test!

haha!

But I don't care, we have lessons, we go jumping, she is FAB at long distance and Trec, PERFECT to handle in every way, calm and cool as a cucumber at shows, doesn't care if horses gallop past loose....BRILLIANT when the hunt is about, stands deadly still and doesn't care about the noise, hounds, horn being blown....

Show her a jump however, and it all changes!
 
Bit of a dirty stop! I have to admit my legs may not have been in the best position before!

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Dragon slayer that was fun! I've done much worse tests than that. Once did a whole test in sideways canter with quite a few sideways movements thrown in for variety.

Jane
 
I've had some funny moments...some of riding school ponies (I started as a helper riding the naughty ones and then worked there and backed/broke), PGL trekking pony called Fred and my dearly beloved CJ....wish i had them on pictures :) :)

These are great - anymore? :)
 
Is it bad if i post a picture of someone i know without asking her permission however i dont think she would ever know she isnt on here?? Its such a funny picture though
 
This is the last time I fell I think, (oh no, actually fell off again after this at a fun ride)

But this is me falling off in the school (one of many, many times with my mare but luckily caught on camera)

I was riding around with a long rein finishing off and some polo's fell out my pocket which meant my mare reacted and I just come straight off!

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heidirusso said:
This is the last time I fell I think, (oh no, actually fell off again after this at a fun ride)

But this is me falling off in the school (one of many, many times with my mare but luckily caught on camera)

I was riding around with a long rein finishing off and some polo's fell out my pocket which meant my mare reacted and I just come straight off!

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Whooops! Hope you were OK :eek: Serves you right for wearing pink :p
 
Oh god where to start! I sadly don't have any of my ones throughout my teenage years...there were some corkers in there! Including one of me after coming off my horse, doing a headstand on my head with my legs out forked in the air like I was on my head meditating or something. LOL. It was a proper good pic!!!!! hahahaha

We took a long one....look on my face [aka...'OOOMPH' >< look]

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Just EWWWW lmao. I have no idea what I was doing?!?
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Me on a friend's 13hh loan pony I rode once briefly...
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And the day I realised when a sports bra REALLY is needed, especially on a pony...
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And not technically riding....but one caught just as I was climbing through a fence. CHEERS ALICE. Lmao
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Oh the amounts of silly moments here ;)
 
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heidirusso said:
This is the last time I fell I think, (oh no, actually fell off again after this at a fun ride)

But this is me falling off in the school (one of many, many times with my mare but luckily caught on camera)

I was riding around with a long rein finishing off and some polo's fell out my pocket which meant my mare reacted and I just come straight off!

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All that for some polo's?? Lol! And I worry about getting on Paddy after he skips around :p
 
I forgot to add mine lol!

This is when the breaks went "bye bye"
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Just a couple of naf jumping ones, had a corking one of Nels refusing but I can't find it, it must be on mum's computer:
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Brilliant posts! I've been in stitches at most of them! I'm quite new to this board and as soon as I figure out how to post pictures, i'll post some of my howlers on here!
 
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