Er... Delicate/awkward question...

Mine also does this - he had it out when visiting the Physio at her new yard last week (before the treatment!!), whips it out when being groomed, happy or relaxed and also when he is standing in the sun sleeping. He also drops it out when I'm around for some reason! He also has it out usually when new people are at the yard...

Although a new one recently is when I'm giving him a scratch around his hip he has started to drop his hip quite a lot so I can reach higher (he's 17h!) and lean into where I'm scratching. It makes me laugh every time! :)


Rara - LOL is this one of the ponies? I hope you wear waterproof clothing :P
 
This thread makes me feel so much better! My last horse used to enjoy sheath cleaning so much he once carefully picked the bottle of baby oil out of the open grooming box and threw it at me. He'd been asking me to wash it for several days and I had been ignoring him, mainly because I hate it, but also because his evident enjoyment made me feel a little soiled!
 
Mine's terminally shy about his, it makes occasional appearances but goes back quick sharp if I attempt to take off cornflakes or anything! His best mate, tho, has it hanging the whole time he's stood on the yard, loves flexing it up and down!
 
Both mine do this regularly when being groomed; just hanging around chewing the fat etc. It's when they are totally relaxed.

However....big ISH puts his away sharpish when little ex-racer gets his out. Let's just say the small boy has been rather blessed in that department ;)
 
Mine keeps himself all tucked up at all times from what I've seen, have never seen him let it loose even when sedated. Even to clean the outside with the hose he's not very happy and will kick when he's had enough so I just leave alone.

Young horse I used to ride would always have his hanging out if you gave him a really good groom, he had quite sensitive skin so wasn't always a fan of a groom but if you could give him a good itch everything hung out.
 
My husband has a 18h 5 year old shirex and he gets his fella out a lot when I am about but he does the whole curling around me and lip thing when I am due on. I refuse to muck out around him now unless hubby is there when it is that time of the month, its like having a dirty old perv leering over you, I hate it. He literally flops it out at the sight of me - yuk!
 
rara007 said:
I'm not sure my geldings enjoyment of a groom is totally innocent- he ejactulates :o
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My friends exmoor stallion does this when hes being groomed but he also does it in the field regardless of whether he has wives with him or not!
 
Well you learn something new every day, I didn't know that geldings could still produce seminal fluid and ejaculate :eek3:

My boy gets his out whenever he's being groomed etc too, sometimes he goes err...erect...and slaps it on his belly :D
 
Pie is a dirty old man and flops his out a lot. Changing rugs, treats, dinner, going in the field all results in waving a boner around. Just recently I was putting hoof dressing on, practically underneath him painting the far side of his hind hoof on the opposite side to where I was standing when I felt something flop against my ear. Made the mistake of turning to see what it was and was confronted by you can imagine what waving around right in front of me. Ugh! And it appears that painting his hooves is the latest trigger.
 
Mac flops his out all the time, especially when he eating his tea and he feels very relaxed. (He does have the cleanest willy on the yard).

Ollie, only ever gets his out when Doll is in season. Dirty little git, but she does encourage him.
 
rara007 said:
I'm not sure my geldings enjoyment of a groom is totally innocent- he ejactulates :o
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Micropony said:
This thread makes me feel so much better! My last horse used to enjoy sheath cleaning so much he once carefully picked the bottle of baby oil out of the open grooming box and threw it at me. He'd been asking me to wash it for several days and I had been ignoring him, mainly because I hate it, but also because his evident enjoyment made me feel a little soiled!
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Pie's mum said:
Pie is a dirty old man and flops his out a lot. Changing rugs, treats, dinner, going in the field all results in waving a boner around. Just recently I was putting hoof dressing on, practically underneath him painting the far side of his hind hoof on the opposite side to where I was standing when I felt something flop against my ear. Made the mistake of turning to see what it was and was confronted by you can imagine what waving around right in front of me. Ugh! And it appears that painting his hooves is the latest trigger.
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hahahah glad I'm not the only one with a dirty old man!
 
Pie's mum said:
Pie is a dirty old man and flops his out a lot. Changing rugs, treats, dinner, going in the field all results in waving a boner around. Just recently I was putting hoof dressing on, practically underneath him painting the far side of his hind hoof on the opposite side to where I was standing when I felt something flop against my ear. Made the mistake of turning to see what it was and was confronted by you can imagine what waving around right in front of me. Ugh! And it appears that painting his hooves is the latest trigger.
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Lol sorry but this made me laugh 😂 I need to find something that excites mine as his is a bit flaky at the moment, it was out while he was eating dinner so thought I'd seize the moment for a little de scaling got a little off then it started to go away I did try holding it but nope the actual private part wanted it's privacy back! Maybe he needs to watch some videos while I do it atm the mares he likes wouldn't be very flattered 😂
 
Re the fluid never seen it on H but the cat who is missing 2 vital spherical items tried to pay one of his many uninvited visits to my arm the other day, I removed him he then sat legs wide open washing it and there was a certain fluid on said part I also didn't know they could produce it!
 
My old stallion used to have a thing about sniffing peoples wellies. If he found a welly with an interesting smell he was happy, we'd have a bit of flehmen and then he'd spend the next few minutes masturbating. Old perv.
 
Billy likes to get his out for photographs. He must be proud of it...

He also gets it out and waves it when I'm doing the leg straps on his rugs. I try not to buy rugs with leg straps any more! He does enjoy a good clean if it warm weather, once he's got used to it he goes to sleep.

Baby Graham has now started copying him, every time I point the camera for a cute, lovely foalie pic, out it comes!
 
My stallion has been known to do it at shows.

But my 18yo groom reassured me by saying he was just advertising!

I shall quickly add that he is perfectly behaved in all other respects and I would not exect anything else.
 
Hehe I've snorted my brew everywhere! My ex racer flops his winkie out all the time and does the belly slapping thing now and again when he has an audience, he's the most laid back horse but seems to revel in his little party trick....it is bloody huge tho!
 
Samuel gets his out when I groom him, trouble is it's pink and embarrassingly small, his show name really should be 'wee willy winkie' LOL
 
fathorselover said:
Oh my- this is why i like mares!!!!
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They are no better my new ones lifted her tail as if to do something disgusting and I exclaimed "urgh, females and squirting, I knew I shouldn't have bought a mare!" Cue very embarrassed farrier who was shoeing her at the time
 
There was an...incident...with my pony once: I was riding with a few others on a very wet day. We were just bobbing along, and my pony's gait went all strange. I thought there might be something really really wrong, until the next rider nearly fell off her horse laughing: the pony had been airing his willy while bobbing along, and several strands of his long wet tail had wrapped around it and were pulling on it with every stride! :D
 
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