I did laugh! I opened the window the other day because Alf was out and Lola was in, and they were both creating merry hell about being apart. Was wandering round the yard earlier, and heard a nicker - looked up, and Alf was there outside the window, watching my every move!
I wasn't doing anything foodie, but he lives in hope! His girlfriend is in for the night and he is standing with his head through the window. She goes over to her hay, grabs a mouthful and then goes back to him - at which point he eats the hay she's just collected!! She's not awfully bright - bless her!