Funniest Names You've Called Your Horses

[Ellietotz]

In inspiration of the other post that's going around 'Funniest Things You Have Heard Someone Say to or About Your Horse'.

I've called mine Plops, no idea why!

 

[adamntitch]

Puppy no idea where it came from lol

 

[ElleSkywalker]

Stinkweasel and Stinkweasel Jr

 

[katastrophykat]

Grotbags, Beast/Beastiebum, ponypops, Gingernut, Ginger g!t...

 

[Wimbles]

Tiger goes by various names - Smiler, Jaws, Hannibal, Grinchy Bob. He's a bit handy with his teeth if you hadn't guessed!

 

[TBmum]

My foal is referred to as Monkey Boy, mainly because he's quite cheeky, I've had to stop though so he actually learns what his "real" name is!

My Chestnut mare has been known to have the nickname lasagne from time to time.......

 

[Supertrooper]

Real name is Diego

Gets called D, DD, Donk, Donkey, Mr Snuff, twit, Snuffalopaguss 😝😝

 

[Wimbles]

My Chestnut mare has been known to have the nickname lasagne from time to time.......

I registered my yearling filly purchased from a dodgy market as "Findus Lucky Escape"

 

[TBmum]

I registered my yearling filly purchased from a dodgy market as "Findus Lucky Escape"

Haha that is classic! I love it!

 

[atropa]

Smooshybutt

 

[LHIS]

Pony-chops, Pint Pot, Piebald Prat, Pea, Mr P

 

[SEL]

Fatty and Farty

 

[ss_welly]

Big mare - Beastie
Gelding - Princess
Little mare - Little floof

 

[Skewbaldbow]

Grumplestiltskin when he's being grumpy or Bowbasaur when he's in a good mood

 

[Shadowdancing]

Ella-bella-bing-bong
No idea why.

 

[ycbm]

Proper name Tanzanite Rizzle aka Riz, Rizdiz, DizzyRizzy, Dorkbrain, Dorkus.

Proper name Henry Hoover (he is a cob!) aka Hendrix, Henry Higgs Boson

Proper name Libbyjo Grafitti. aka Doodle, Doodlebug, Buggie, Doodlepip.

Proper name Snow Fox, aka Pip, Pippie, Pippin, Pippiedoo (only when with Doodlepip )

Both tinies also respond to 'get out of there you little ####!

 

[Hexx]

His Proper Name was Augustus III

His normal name was Gus...... but got called:

Gussy
Gusset
Gussums
Pus-y Gussy - when he had a pus filled abscess on his neck
Gusapotamus
Or-gus-mic - when he did something spectacular
Gussus Lottus Arsus
Mr Gus

 

[scats]

My big lad is registered as Holden Riverdance. He weaves when it's turnout time. I affectionately call him Michael Flatley...

 

[Amye]

My big lad is registered as Holden Riverdance. He weaves when it's turnout time. I affectionately call him Michael Flatley...

Hilarious

My boys stable name is Juno (yes, for a boy!!)

He gets called Junebops, Junebug, Junebug the great, Dunebug, Beastie, Mudmonster, Sir Plodsalot, plodmaster.

Oh and 'the pony' when I speak to others, people must think he's tiny when he's actually 16.2

 

[Antw23uk]

Gambi Pamby but mostly he is called Princess

My horse is a big 16.2 gelding called Gamble

 

[JanetGeorge]

All my brood mares have themes for their foal's names. Macha Pride didn't have a theme with her first, but after that it was Vanity, Mr. Darcy, Laurence, Pure Hubris and Without Prejudice. Luckily, after Dice, I backed her and sold her!

 

[tristar]

la- di- da`s foal li- lo- lil become lugs for short, i think it was to do with her gorgeous big ears

 

[landyandy]

my mare Dolly, gets called Dingle, my husbands gelding Ace ,gets called Ventura, my goddaughters gelding Celt, gets called Custard.

 

[lilyhopkins_]

I call my chestnut gelding Mr Ginge or Baby Ginge, even if he is nearly 17. The lady who puts him out in the morning for me often calls him Tango Mango (his is name is Tango) which always makes me laugh.
I also call him idiot so often I think it responds to it better than Tango... oops.

 

[Kezzabell2]

they get so many different names

Buttercup, Butterbean, Cupcake, love nugget, baby girl, baby boy, little man, Jay bizzal, Jay Biz, JB baby, princess, Kelsey kanchelski (an old man u player haha), witch and button nose

 

[Haniki]

Welsh section A registered as Worlebury Countessa, stable name 'Tessa' but normally called 'Tesco'.

 

[tristar]

never mind the nags, my other half calls me fat*rsh with an a, its untrue of course.

 

[Mule]

I call mine Mule. He has the ears of a mule and sometimes the facial expression 😊

 

[TuscanBunnyGirl]

John gets called johnjohn or johnaaaaay
Misty turned to misty moo mare and is now just moo (nothing to do with her bovine like markings )
Selvaggia is the big grey girlie, her massive ginger son registered as Valentino gets called Tinie Tino..despite him being massive or Tinie Bopper
Puzzle has a really squishy odd nose..so he goes by Snoz/Snozchops/Snozzly
And Bunny is Bundle or Bundleina (shes out smallest)

 

[Mule]

Mine currently has an additional name, 'the grey polar bear' in homage to his winter coat