palo1
Well-Known Member
Having a high maintenance prince of a horse, I thought a few years ago that I would like a nice native type to balance out the hysteria and 'opinions'. 3 years ago my sweet Welsh mare, aged 2 was delivered. All was good in my world - she didn't need food, rugs, shoes, special sheepskin products on anything that was likely to be in contact with her skin for more than 10 seconds, no special bodywash, no obsessing over ingredients that 'might' give her an allergic reaction. It was all very relaxing in fact. She looked sturdy enough to contemplate several activities and she was exceptionally beautiful. She was even willing, compliant and interested in much of what I had to teach her. I was totally won over tbh.
Today...3 years on I wake up to find that I am obsessing over the pollen count or a variety of trees and shrubs that 'might' give her an allergic reaction, to find that she has a nose like a blooming monkey's hand and can get out (or over) cross ties that look as if they were designed to moor the QE2, that trying to fit any kind of nose net, nebuliser, inhalation mask results in a 20 minute unequally weighted struggle with madam asserting in no uncertain terms that she either doesn't like it thank you very much or that she can destroy it by smashing it, whiffling it, scraping it or hurling it. She can run, even in her knees up Welsh cob manner, MUCH faster than I would have ever believed, whilst still wearing the ££££ breathing aid whilst showing no sign whatsoever that she is 'struggling to breathe'. As I was trying to show the estate agent around this morning whilst emphasising the most excellent and tranquil nature of our property, we witnessed in horror said madam scraping her nose net on a fence rail only to get snagged (on what I have no idea; everything here is made of bubble wrap due to thin skinned prince of horses), engage in a furious 'discussion' with said fence rail involving standing on her hind legs and breaking it then run away, trailing nose net and clearly hysterical about 'that thing' on her nose. Which she has been wearing for several days...She has also, for no particular reason dented panels of the barn; I think she likes the noise when she double barrels them.
The good news is that she is not struggling with respiration. The bad news is that I have to keep her!!
Today...3 years on I wake up to find that I am obsessing over the pollen count or a variety of trees and shrubs that 'might' give her an allergic reaction, to find that she has a nose like a blooming monkey's hand and can get out (or over) cross ties that look as if they were designed to moor the QE2, that trying to fit any kind of nose net, nebuliser, inhalation mask results in a 20 minute unequally weighted struggle with madam asserting in no uncertain terms that she either doesn't like it thank you very much or that she can destroy it by smashing it, whiffling it, scraping it or hurling it. She can run, even in her knees up Welsh cob manner, MUCH faster than I would have ever believed, whilst still wearing the ££££ breathing aid whilst showing no sign whatsoever that she is 'struggling to breathe'. As I was trying to show the estate agent around this morning whilst emphasising the most excellent and tranquil nature of our property, we witnessed in horror said madam scraping her nose net on a fence rail only to get snagged (on what I have no idea; everything here is made of bubble wrap due to thin skinned prince of horses), engage in a furious 'discussion' with said fence rail involving standing on her hind legs and breaking it then run away, trailing nose net and clearly hysterical about 'that thing' on her nose. Which she has been wearing for several days...She has also, for no particular reason dented panels of the barn; I think she likes the noise when she double barrels them.
The good news is that she is not struggling with respiration. The bad news is that I have to keep her!!