Hello to all the ex NEW RIDER FORUM...

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So true! I remember the 6page thread of hate I got when I suggest some woman (who's horse would walk 3/4 way up the field then plant and go to sleep, refusing to go any further despite everything she tried) should take a long stick and give her a smack on the bum next time. My god, I was SOOOO cruel. Then said woman came back on a week later, having done exactly as suggested and has has no problems since
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This is where you went wrong.

You should have gotten a long stick, stuck a cut out shape of a carrot on the end, sold it to the lady for £59.99 and told her to hit the horse with the friendly carrot stick when it napped (it is ok to hit the horse with a friendly stick - if the stick has a carrot stuck on it the horse will know it is a friendly stick and not a mean stick) and then horse will be cured.

Might not have been "asked to leave" then, hey PL?
 
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This is where you went wrong.

You should have gotten a long stick, stuck a cut out shape of a carrot on the end, sold it to the lady for £59.99 and told her to hit the horse with the friendly carrot stick when it napped (it is ok to hit the horse with a friendly stick - if the stick has a carrot stuck on it the horse will know it is a friendly stick and not a mean stick) and then horse will be cured.

Might not have been "asked to leave" then, hey PL?

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This whole thread has made me
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Have you lot not noticed the "Bunny huggers" usually have more money than sence? I.E. paralli! so they'll all stay on NR and we'll get some lovely new members with new stories! yay!
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I started on NR, but moved on to HHO as I got sick of the "Mwy Pwink Wittle Pwony" brigade. I had a flaming row with 1 of this lot about seat aids. They refused to believe that seat aids existed as in their great experience, there was only leg, rein and stick. I guess all these classical dressage masters and modern dressage riders are wrong then!
 
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I started on NR, but moved on to HHO as I got sick of the "Mwy Pwink Wittle Pwony" brigade. I had a flaming row with 1 of this lot about seat aids. They refused to believe that seat aids existed as in their great experience, there was only leg, rein and stick. I guess all these classical dressage masters and modern dressage riders are wrong then!

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I'm afraid the puerile witterings of the Mwy Pwink Wittle Pwony brigade are what brought me to HHO too - for which I heartily thank them
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*waves *

from an old member! .... i doubt many of you will guess who i was but as a hint i have a horse called snapper!

and no im no bunny hugger!
 
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hello big sis looks like our trolling days are well and truely over!

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lol
If by 'trolling' you mean 'being a newbie and failing to achieve correct fluffiness standards', you got me!
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So true! I remember the 6page thread of hate I got when I suggest some woman (who's horse would walk 3/4 way up the field then plant and go to sleep, refusing to go any further despite everything she tried) should take a long stick and give her a smack on the bum next time. My god, I was SOOOO cruel. Then said woman came back on a week later, having done exactly as suggested and has has no problems since
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This is where you went wrong.

You should have gotten a long stick, stuck a cut out shape of a carrot on the end, sold it to the lady for £59.99 and told her to hit the horse with the friendly carrot stick when it napped (it is ok to hit the horse with a friendly stick - if the stick has a carrot stuck on it the horse will know it is a friendly stick and not a mean stick) and then horse will be cured.

Might not have been "asked to leave" then, hey PL?

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Damn, knew I went wrong somewhere!

"Asked to leave"?!!! Nope, I will have you know I got banned good and proper, and all by myself too
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Got a one month ban but told the mods to [****] off and had it extended for eternity
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Apparently you're not allowed to call someone elses horse fat, even when it's offered up as an example of ideal weight. Or disagree with anyone. Or offer advise (unless it involves a carrot stick obvious
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HHO is much more useful, fun, and .....um......alcohol fueled.


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Lol what other forum would advertise its mag subscription by comparing it to the price of wine!
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