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Can anyone recommend which rising equestrian starlet would best fit the bill for a very special photo shoot involving an epic flag unfurled in all the classical poses of the late seventeenth century? Needed to herald the dawning of a second great flowering of culture in the modern era the images taken will be used to reawaken the spirit of the renaissance uniting the arts worldwide in service to children of war, poverty and disease.

They are urgently required to promote the mission to the leading institutes of art, academies of music, drama & dance and media etc for their hands on help in raising funds to build a new hospital/hospice exclusively for their needs and there is no time to lose. Looking to the Canton of Geneva as the location for this state of the art facility, Florence, Venice and Rome as the administration centres and New York for the inaugural ceremony the footage will require a thoroughbred white mare and competent and renowned rider to effectively proclaim it.

Not just any flag, but a pure gold one it will emblazon the start to an international unification of the arts servicing to all the leading aid agencies attentive to their welfare. If you are in a position to advise and make the necessary introduction please do not hesitate to contact. We cordially invite everyone to help the mission along and welcome any suggestions, ideas or recommendations you may have.
 
Can anyone recommend which rising equestrian starlet would best fit the bill for a very special photo shoot involving an epic flag unfurled in all the classical poses of the late seventeenth century? Needed to herald the dawning of a second great flowering of culture in the modern era the images taken will be used to reawaken the spirit of the renaissance uniting the arts worldwide in service to children of war, poverty and disease.

They are urgently required to promote the mission to the leading institutes of art, academies of music, drama & dance and media etc for their hands on help in raising funds to build a new hospital/hospice exclusively for their needs and there is no time to lose. Looking to the Canton of Geneva as the location for this state of the art facility, Florence, Venice and Rome as the administration centres and New York for the inaugural ceremony the footage will require a thoroughbred white mare and competent and renowned rider to effectively proclaim it.

Not just any flag, but a pure gold one it will emblazon the start to an international unification of the arts servicing to all the leading aid agencies attentive to their welfare. If you are in a position to advise and make the necessary introduction please do not hesitate to contact. We cordially invite everyone to help the mission along and welcome any suggestions, ideas or recommendations you may have.


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Can anyone recommend which rising equestrian starlet would best fit the bill for a very special photo shoot involving an epic flag unfurled in all the classical poses of the late seventeenth century? Needed to herald the dawning of a second great flowering of culture in the modern era the images taken will be used to reawaken the spirit of the renaissance uniting the arts worldwide in service to children of war, poverty and disease.

They are urgently required to promote the mission to the leading institutes of art, academies of music, drama & dance and media etc for their hands on help in raising funds to build a new hospital/hospice exclusively for their needs and there is no time to lose. Looking to the Canton of Geneva as the location for this state of the art facility, Florence, Venice and Rome as the administration centres and New York for the inaugural ceremony the footage will require a thoroughbred white mare and competent and renowned rider to effectively proclaim it.

Not just any flag, but a pure gold one it will emblazon the start to an international unification of the arts servicing to all the leading aid agencies attentive to their welfare. If you are in a position to advise and make the necessary introduction please do not hesitate to contact. We cordially invite everyone to help the mission along and welcome any suggestions, ideas or recommendations you may have.

JFTD and Fergs!!

White, thoroughbred and a mare he isn't, but insofar as needing a noble steed to stand tall whilst he is mopped in a flag without b*ggering off, you won't find a more suitable candidate!! :D

You may even get a dolphin thrown in for your efforts...!
 
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So, you want us (HHO'ers) to recco a white (albino or grey?) thoroughbred, along with a top young national rider to you for a photoshoot which is somewhere in the world? :confused:

Might be better if you contacted the British dressage, showjumping or eventing HQ's or even the home of racing?
 
JFTD and Fergs!!

White, thoroughbred and a mare he isn't, but insofar as needing a noble steed to stand tall whilst he is mopped in a flag without b*ggering off, you won't find a more suitable candidate!! :D

You may even get a dolphin thrown in for your efforts...!

Seconded. You could spend an eternity searching high and low throughout many kingdoms, but you will find no more worthy a candidate.
 
This sounds like one of those pieces of text translated from another language by software.........
 
Seconded. You could spend an eternity searching high and low throughout many kingdoms, but you will find no more worthy a candidate.

Naw thanks :D

Fergles loves flags :D

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PMSL!!! :D

JFTD you are going to have to give me tips on these kind of antics. The more I see the more I want to play around with Bailey; I just don't want to die trying!!! :D

Tips? Nah, it's all about just going with the flow and letting them deal with it :D And bribery, of course :D Can't beat a bit of messing around doing odd things :p

I had this horse for one of the common rides last summer :D

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He's also modelled in vogue!

He's cool, but he's not as cool as J :p

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If Vogue would like any of mine, they're more than welcome :D
 
Hmmm, all this Jubilee promotion stuff in Poundland may have its uses...

Poundland is god's gift to trainers of "go anywhere, do anything" horses :p Jubilee stuff, plus the inflatable stuff - did you see our "Dave the dolphin" thread?- plus tarpaulins, shiny metallic car windscreen covers - endless fun :D

The Saltire Fergs is carrying came from Tescos after a world cup promotion, home nations flags reduced to a quid. The Union flag is a relic from a Rangers game my brother went to years ago :D

ha, just found this :eek:

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I've taken it upon myself to translate the OP from English to 'Pirate'. Just for the hell of it.

:D:D:D

Can "Three Sheets To The Wind!" ere recommend which ris'n equestrian starlet would best fit th' bill fer a very special photo shoot involv'n an epic jolly roger unfurled in all th' classical poses o' th' late seventeenth century? Needed t' herald th' dawn'n o' a second great flower'n o' culture in th' carbunculously modern era th' images taken will be used t' reawaken th' spirit o' th' renaissance unit'n th' arts worldwide in service t' children o' war, poverty an' disease. They be urgently required t' promote th' mission t' th' lead'n institutes o' art, academies o' music, drama & dance an' media etc fer their hands on help in rais'n funds t' build a blitheringly new hospital/hospice exclusively fer their needs an' thar be no time t' lose. Look'n t' th' Canton o' Geneva as th' location fer this state o' th' art facility, Florence, Venice an' Rome as th' administration centres an' New York fer th' inaugural ceremony th' footage will require a thoroughbred white mare an' competent an' renowned rider t' effectively proclaim it. Nay just any salt-blastedly jolly roger, but a pure doubloon,treasure one it will emblazon th' start t' an international unification o' th' arts servic'n t' all th' lead'n aid agencies attentive t' their welfare. If "All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!" ye be in a position t' advise an' make th' necessary introduction please do nay hesitate t' contact. We "Heave Ho!" cordially invite all hands t' help th' mission along an' welcome any suggestions, ideas or recommendations ye may have.
 
If fergs gender is an issue I have a (half) tb grey mare that will be fine. We can just pretend the pony part isn't noticeable. Not sure on the international locations but if someone brings swiss chocolate we can have a go at set making in the field. Pretty much the same as abroad I'm sure.
 
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