HHO Dogs Diary

[CorvusCorax]

Hiya all,

Hope you all had a good week. We were still pretty quiet at the start of the week because of all the white stuff, I don't really like it anymore because it makes my new baldy bits cold and when I stand on it the floor disappears

Thursday was RUBBISH! I had to go and see the vet man

the one who stole my boy bits

I got very sleepy and went for a lie down. Then they shone a big light on me while I lay on a table and I was poked and prodded a lot.
Apparently the reason I love to streeeeeeetch so much is because I have hurt something in my back called an 'aphrodisiac' or something

The vet man said I was 'thoroughly miserable' - yeah, so would you be mate, if someone stole your boy bits then shone a light on you and prodded you - and that I have to stop making myself bald so he gave me loads of sweeties to take in my food.

I had a good look for my boy bits while I was there, because the last time I went to see the vet man, he stole them, but I could not find them anywhere.

After my traumatic time me and Big Mum went to pick up Small Mum (she had to go to a 'bleating' or a 'video nonsense' or something) and Big Mum told her I am 'probably zero zero' which made Small Mum leak a bit. I have no idea what that means

She called me a 'massive numpty' for hurting my aphrodisiac.

On Friday night I got into a bit of trouble, but apparently you have all heard about that already. I didn't MEAN to leak everywhere and do a big pooh in the living room, it is the vet man's pink sweets that I have to eat that made me do it

I had a much better day yesterday because we got to go for a massive walk for the first time in AGES. We went on the road so the ground wasn't disappearing beneath my feet, we saw LOADS of woolly baas and bunnies (wasn't allowed to catch them, though

) and some of those mad people who wear bright yellow clothes and ride those roundy roundy things that I used to like to chase. That is also verboten. Humans are such spoilsports.

Anyway, hope you had a good week, tell me all about it!

B

 

[soxsmummy]

hi my name is spot and i am a 2year old collie!
i like all dogs but not so sure about those humans, some of them are scarey.
this week i have been quite naughty as i keep rounding up those humans , they just dont move qick enough so i have to make them go faster, but that usually makes them let out a yelp.
my mum shouts on me and tells me to stop but i pretend i dont hear her ! im good at that.
so now i cant go the yard all day at the weekends just at night time when its only me and my mum and a couple of other grown ups !

lots of licks spot x

 

[soloabe]

Hello B,

My mummy made me go to that horrible vet this week too!
She said it was so i could get "shot" so i was very scared when i got there but i realized after that she said so i could get "shots" she told me they keep my well and the vet lady was very nice to me.

I went to what they call a "dog park" for the first time yesterday and my dad told me i was very good and that i stopped mum worrying about me being to rough. I don't know why she was being such a wimp im such a good dog.

I still hate being in that horrible dungeon cage they put me in at night so i make lots of noise so they know how annoyed at them i am.

I have been on lots of walks this week but the last few days it has been really stormy so i just do my stuff and turn around and run home!.

Hope everyone else had a good week. I'm happy in my forever home and i keep overhearing the humans talking about maybe bringing my brother home too! How cool would that be!

 

[Vizslak]

Hi everyone!
I have had quite a good week. All white stuff has nearly disappeared so me and my brothers and sisters have been doing proper running again!

There is still some white stuff in the bomb holes, thats really good fun cos I can run fast on the green stuff and then jump into the deep white stuff and do digging! Best of both worlds I think!
Yesterday I got lost in the fog! I was just trying to sniff out a bunny and then all of a sudden I couldn't see my mum anymore

I heard her calling so I climbed up on a wall to see if I could find her but it was a really really long way down again on my mums side of it so I sat there and screamed til she came to get me! When she came I jumped on her head and clung on really tight so as she wouldn't drop me on the nasty wire, Mum did lots of swearing and ouching and then she fell on the wire! I don't like the fog, next time I'm sticking where Mum can see me.
I went to a show yesterday too. Got to see my bestest mate Archie and his mum had christmas and birthday presents for me!

I won the red bit of paper again. Everybody said I was really good when I got out of the ring, mum said I wasn't, she said I hadn't been that naughty in the ring for 5 or 6 months and that it wasn't really acceptable in a grubby-ate? class. She still was very happy and a little bit leaky though, she says I'm a little star. I thought stars was in the sky and on trees at christmas and all pointy...I'm not pointy and I've not had sparkles since the incident with the pot of glitter.

Bodo, my mum says I have to visit the vet man soon and have sleepy juice and the big light thingy

I don't get it there isn't anything wrong with me and my hippos, why do they want pictures of them?!

Oh well I spose mummies know best, she said she will stay with me and I don't have to stay at the vet by myself. Thats very good news, last time I had to do my very best singing to pass the time it was so boring in there. It made the nurses hold their ears

Mum said next week we have to get back on track with my gundoggy training. YAY I like my gundoggy training cept when mum uses her meany mum voice at me

See you later
Love Flora
x

 

[Spudlet]

Hello

Well I have been to the swamp today, it is normally a wood but today the river had escaped and was in the woods

It was great, all the chilly white stuff is gone so all the best smells were back, and the sun was shining so me and the human were very happy

I went and fetched the dummy loads, the human was very pleased. Although she was very mean and made me get it THREE TIMES in a row because I kept spitting it out

Also, she used her meany mum scary voice because I got soooo boooored waiting for her to take a picture and was going to go and have a sniff 'cept she shouted at me

Meany human

BUT I did get to go swimming again and we met a poopy who was littler than me

We had a really fun game

The human got her paws wet and said 'bluggeration!' a lot, I don't know why when she is always trying to get me to swim, I thought she would have liked it

Anyway, she says we have to go in a minute so I can go to my mates' to stay, as the human has to go away again

I hope she isn't going to be gone for long

She says she might get stuck in a thing called the Channel Tunnel if it snows too much, which sounds a bit like a very big rabbit hole. Maybe we can get a terrierist to dig her out if she does?

Better go and pack now

Henry x

 

[Slinkyunicorn]

Hiya!!

Well what a week its been!!

First of all there was the white stuff - glad its gone now as there was this skiddy stuff underneath it and I kept falling over and meany mummy kept laughing at me

- I mean what is a dog to do??

you still have to investigate even when there is white stuff.

Then Mummy had to go away with work - we didn't go and stay with the old people this time we went and stayed with my ASBO twin - hurray!!!

Anyway they took piccies of me and Emma snuggled up on a bed together - St Sweep bagsied the armchair!!!

I was sooooooooooooooo happy to see mummy again but the almost the first thing she did was tell me off as I shot out of the door to chase a cat!!!

I mean pesky cat should have been told off as its not allowed in Emma's house......

Anyway we have been home since then and its fab!!

The white stuf has gone so we can go out and about so much easier and our walks are just wicked again as the bunnies have all popped up!!

I have managed to find a couple of frozen bunnies and hares to snack on whilst out and about.....

Anyhoo Mummy says now its getting lighter I have to do more 'traying' so I do as I'm told quicker - whats that about??

One minute I get told off for being to quick and now she wants me to do stuff quicker........

St Sweep has had a good week - suck up!!

He got to sleep on the armchair when we were away. Still he has to go on the lead when Mummy isn't around as he can't hear a thing anymore

. I have to shout in his face to get him to play with me and Mummy was eating Quality Streets while he was asleep next to her on the sofa and he didn't wake up to beg once......

Ooooo - supper time!!

Bonios to you all!!!

love

Max

(and St Sweep

) xxx