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I once might have sort of suggested I was an undertaker.....
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That's fine. Unhealthy obsessions with the dead and undead (that includes riding school clients) are not frowned upon.
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i threatened to shove a schooling whip so far up a cyclists arse that he would never sit on a bike again after he told me i shouldn't be on a bridleway, what a twt!! LOL, he didn't hang around when i went after him either
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I once might have sort of suggested I was an undertaker.....
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That's fine. Unhealthy obsessions with the dead and undead (that includes riding school clients) are not frowned upon.
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was that aimed at me?
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I cooked waffles cause i really wanted some but innocently forgot housemate hates them and she already feeling ill, but now she in bed feeling more ill due to smell of waffles (which were very tasty btw)
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As penance I demand that you go to the supermarket immediately and buy liver, and brussel sprouts. Fry both, then take them to her in bed, with a marmite sauce.
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My name is Bossanova I confess that I'm already late with handing my first assignment at my posh new uni, having been here for a mere 2 weeks.
I also get very jealous of some people's gorgeous horses and show off about my own wonky pony far too much!!
 
Forgive oh great one for I have sinned twice over.

I have just eaten v large bar of chocolate which I know I should not have - although my boy can take it!!

I have further told a white lie to my OH as yes I do intend to buy a new dressage saddle (I feel a WOW coming on) even though I do not really need to (but that's not what I said to him!).

Waiting ............ for penance!!
 
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i threatened to shove a schooling whip so far up a cyclists arse that he would never sit on a bike again after he told me i shouldn't be on a bridleway, what a twt!! LOL, he didn't hang around when i went after him either
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That's also acceptable behaviour.
Well done, lilym.
May I suggest you fit a bicycle bell to your horse's left ear in order to warn future cyclists so they can slither away like weasels in good time (no offence to weasels).
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Oooooo Boss where are you now?

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Oxford doing a post-grad course
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(soon they'll realise they made a mistake and kick me out....)
 
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My name is Bossanova I confess that I'm already late with handing my first assignment at my posh new uni, having been here for a mere 2 weeks.
I also get very jealous of some people's gorgeous horses and show off about my own wonky pony far too much!!

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I suspect you are at Hartpury, Bossanova...I suggest you go to the bar at the next Mr Hartpury night, stone cold sober.
That'll teach you!
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I need to confess.......After housekeeping in my pristine stable this morning I noticed a small morsel/flake of poo that I had missed. I had already emptied the poo bucket so I donned my marigolds and wanged it over the bars into next doors scabby stable. I'm baaad!!!!
 
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My name is Bossanova I confess that I'm already late with handing my first assignment at my posh new uni, having been here for a mere 2 weeks.
I also get very jealous of some people's gorgeous horses and show off about my own wonky pony far too much!!

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I suspect you are at Hartpury, Bossanova...I suggest you go to the bar at the next Mr Hartpury night, stone cold sober.
That'll teach you!
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Now that sounds good but sadly I'm not at Hartpury. Though I could go visit if you think it's worth it?!!
 
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Forgive oh great one for I have sinned twice over.

I have just eaten v large bar of chocolate which I know I should not have - although my boy can take it!!

I have further told a white lie to my OH as yes I do intend to buy a new dressage saddle (I feel a WOW coming on) even though I do not really need to (but that's not what I said to him!).

Waiting ............ for penance!!

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Eating chocolate is fine...it stops it getting into the hands of the fat people (he he he!)
And other halves are meant for lying to. If he gives you any grief, try proposing to him...declare your undying love...you'll find him making a quick exit and you won't hear about the saddle any more.
Penance - eat something healthy....like gooseberries.
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I need to confess.......After housekeeping in my pristine stable this morning I noticed a small morsel/flake of poo that I had missed. I had already emptied the poo bucket so I donned my marigolds and wanged it over the bars into next doors scabby stable. I'm baaad!!!!

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Excellent work, jojobah. I suggest you try peeing over the division too.
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I cant drag myself out of bed....and didnt get up till 1 this afternoon....meanwhile the house looks like a tip, please forgive me.....however I exercise all afternoon and have lost lots of weight recently...I dont want to loose loads though...I fear I may end up looking like a adolescent boy
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I need my boobs and hips
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I've been googling images of jonny wilkinson after watcing the rugby...
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Tomorrow morning you must find your local craft shop, buy the hairiest mohair wool you can find....and knit yourself a set of underwear...which you must wear when next watching rugby, without scratching.
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I have 2 confessions, I have been turning my horse out without a rug on in the cold and rain.

I told OH that the Tesco entry on the bank statement was for food bought online, it was in fact things for George (OH has no idea Tesco sell horsey stuff!!)
 
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I cant drag myself out of bed....and didnt get up till 1 this afternoon....meanwhile the house looks like a tip, please forgive me.....however I exercise all afternoon and have lost lots of weight recently...I dont want to loose loads though...I fear I may end up looking like a adolescent boy
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Slothfulness is also approved.
But exercise - what were you thinking?!
You must join Weezy in jelly making (she needed help anyway) but mould yourself a set of boobs and hips (use a 38FF bra as a template) just in case this sick exercise fetish goes too far.
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I have 2 confessions, I have been turning my horse out without a rug on in the cold and rain.

I told OH that the Tesco entry on the bank statement was for food bought online, it was in fact things for George (OH has no idea Tesco sell horsey stuff!!)

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Regarding horse - terrible. I think you should invite him home and tuck him into your bed.
Regarding OH - evolution (and finances) favour the smart. Spend more!
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Oooooo Boss where are you now?

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Oxford doing a post-grad course
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(soon they'll realise they made a mistake and kick me out....)

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Oh cool - am just looking at their PG courses funnily enough
 
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