Horse and Hound Confession Booth

Several confessions
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I am eating choclate
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Was driving the cob today and a car stopped after trying to push its way through, sat reving the engine so whacked the driving whip on wIndscreen, driver of car jumped a mile
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Made above horse trot most of the way up a hill (its for his own good!)

Am confessing!
 
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I'm a fat lazy cow, who sits around stuffing her face all day - apparently............

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Three pints of semolina pudding, with a marmite swirl in the middle - eat or wear.
Next!
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PS Sorry for the delay, I never realised how overworked I'd be on this thread! Feel free to help...
 
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Oooooo Boss where are you now?

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Oxford doing a post-grad course
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(soon they'll realise they made a mistake and kick me out....)

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Oh cool - am just looking at their PG courses funnily enough

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Oooh yes come here, tis great fun! St Hughs is the best college.
I'm doing a PGCE, what are you thinking of doing?
 
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oh this thread is making me laugh so much, just making the spare bed up for George now!!!

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SPARE BED?! Oh, no, I want his hooves wrapped in your duvet.
Now. You may find he has something other men lack in terms of size and quality...
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PS Sorry!
 
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Oooooo Boss where are you now?

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Oxford doing a post-grad course
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(soon they'll realise they made a mistake and kick me out....)

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Oh cool - am just looking at their PG courses funnily enough

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Oooh yes come here, tis great fun! St Hughs is the best college.
I'm doing a PGCE, what are you thinking of doing?

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I'm sorry, I didn't realise you were already progressing through the levels of Hell.
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I assume you are referring to some kind of military plane...please fly low and take Swindon out.
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ROFLMAO!!! What have you got against Swindon - I am sure I can think of better places to take out - Harlow for instance!!
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Oooooo Boss where are you now?

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Oxford doing a post-grad course
smile.gif
(soon they'll realise they made a mistake and kick me out....)

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Oh cool - am just looking at their PG courses funnily enough

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Oooh yes come here, tis great fun! St Hughs is the best college.
I'm doing a PGCE, what are you thinking of doing?

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Either an Mst or possibly a PGCE maybe (but that's last resort)
 
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Several confessions
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I am eating choclate
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Was driving the cob today and a car stopped after trying to push its way through, sat reving the engine so whacked the driving whip on wIndscreen, driver of car jumped a mile
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Made above horse trot most of the way up a hill (its for his own good!)

Am confessing!

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Eating chocolate - good work!
Whipping cars - interesting concept. Was unaware that cars felt pain.
Penance - read 10 pages of the Marquis de Sade (as you're into whipping) without laughing.
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Shilasdair - thankyou - am loving this thread - the best in a long time.


S'pose I get a pennance for that!
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It's gone all Jeremy Clarkson...............
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For mentioning J *** C **** - penance - go to local tacky craft shop, buy a Paint By Numbers picture of a country cottage or windmill.
Fill it all in using only bright pink, bright yellow and orange.
Sign and hang on wall for 6 weeks.
And even then I can't be sure your conscience won't trouble you.
Next!
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oh this thread is making me laugh so much, just making the spare bed up for George now!!!

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SPARE BED?! Oh, no, I want his hooves wrapped in your duvet.
Now. You may find he has something other men lack in terms of size and quality...
S
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PS Sorry!

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OMG I'm not sure what OH will think of this, oh well at least we live in a bungalow so I don't have to get George up the stairs!
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I'm a fat lazy cow, who sits around stuffing her face all day - apparently............

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Three pints of semolina pudding, with a marmite swirl in the middle - eat or wear.
Next!
S

PS Sorry for the delay, I never realised how overworked I'd be on this thread! Feel free to help...

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OMG!!! Sorry couldn't possibly help - too busy puking!! You really ARE the devil, as Marmite is Devil's food - ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
 
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oh this thread is making me laugh so much, just making the spare bed up for George now!!!

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SPARE BED?! Oh, no, I want his hooves wrapped in your duvet.
Now. You may find he has something other men lack in terms of size and quality...
S
smile.gif


PS Sorry!

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OMG I'm not sure what OH will think of this, oh well at least we live in a bungalow so I don't have to get George up the stairs!
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PMSL!!!! Now THAT is a threesome that I've never, ever imagined
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I've got another confession - I'm uptodate with all my uni work
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and not been to the bar once since I've been back

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Buy sheets of those little sticky coloured dots (red, yellow, blue, you know) then assemble 4 friends...and assign a colour to each. Head to the bar and try to furtively dot as many people as you can without being caught.
Buy the winner a bar of chocolate.
Next!
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I've got another confession - I'm uptodate with all my uni work
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and not been to the bar once since I've been back

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Buy sheets of those little sticky coloured dots (red, yellow, blue, you know) then assemble 4 friends...and assign a colour to each. Head to the bar and try to furtively dot as many people as you can without being caught.
Buy the winner a bar of chocolate.
Next!
S

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That actually sounds like really good fun
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I've got another confession - I'm uptodate with all my uni work
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and not been to the bar once since I've been back

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Buy sheets of those little sticky coloured dots (red, yellow, blue, you know) then assemble 4 friends...and assign a colour to each. Head to the bar and try to furtively dot as many people as you can without being caught.
Buy the winner a bar of chocolate.
Next!
S

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O M G G!!!!!!!!!!!! We actually did that as a challenge one night at college - was so bloody funny!! The winner didn't get a bar of chocolate though - hmmmmmmmmm I can't actually remember who the winner was
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Not only have I started Christmas shopping and bought R's birthday presents, today....I did a bad thing.

I couldnt resist...its hanging in his wardrobe now......a pumpkin costume for Halloween
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Not only have I started Christmas shopping and bought R's birthday presents, today....I did a bad thing.

I couldnt resist...its hanging in his wardrobe now......a pumpkin costume for Halloween
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That's just mean
 
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