Chinchilla
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Prefers living out........and if stabled will kick down walls.
Forward going.....aye, like a bloody rocket.
Easy to catch....once exhausted from being chased round field.
Bombproof.....a figment of the horse buyers wishful dreams.
Easy to box....refuses to exit box
Happy hacker....wont go faster than a walk.
Three lovely paces.....and a trot that will dislocate your spine.
Good for farrier....loses shoes weekly.
Likes to jump....over paddock fences.
Good doer....disgustingly fat.
Needing TLC .... Knacker yard reject.
Beautiful mover....you can admire as you try to catch them.
Very friendly....will mug you for food.
Lightly backed......barely halter broken.
Older, quiet horse.....check for a pulse.
Young, project horse....spoilt teenager who naps and flounces.
Active personality ......insane.
Stocky build..... Impossible to find a saddle that fits.
Show quality..... Thanks to Photoshop.
Dope on a rope....sedated for sale or will ONLY hack nose to tail.
Good lead rein pony....don't ever, ever let go.
Cheeky personality.... Will "playfully" try to trample you in field.
High spirited...Jumps at shadows and treats every ride like the Grand National.
Can be shy of farrier.... Requires three strong men, sedation and full sack of carrots.
Needs confident rider.....professional jockey or cowboy preferred.
Laid back personality....bone lazy.
Forward going.....aye, like a bloody rocket.
Easy to catch....once exhausted from being chased round field.
Bombproof.....a figment of the horse buyers wishful dreams.
Easy to box....refuses to exit box
Happy hacker....wont go faster than a walk.
Three lovely paces.....and a trot that will dislocate your spine.
Good for farrier....loses shoes weekly.
Likes to jump....over paddock fences.
Good doer....disgustingly fat.
Needing TLC .... Knacker yard reject.
Beautiful mover....you can admire as you try to catch them.
Very friendly....will mug you for food.
Lightly backed......barely halter broken.
Older, quiet horse.....check for a pulse.
Young, project horse....spoilt teenager who naps and flounces.
Active personality ......insane.
Stocky build..... Impossible to find a saddle that fits.
Show quality..... Thanks to Photoshop.
Dope on a rope....sedated for sale or will ONLY hack nose to tail.
Good lead rein pony....don't ever, ever let go.
Cheeky personality.... Will "playfully" try to trample you in field.
High spirited...Jumps at shadows and treats every ride like the Grand National.
Can be shy of farrier.... Requires three strong men, sedation and full sack of carrots.
Needs confident rider.....professional jockey or cowboy preferred.
Laid back personality....bone lazy.