Horses with unsuitable names!

[clairebearnz]

A friend of mine had a gorgeous eventer, who had Duck as his registered name. Apparently, the previous owners put it down as a second name, as they assumed the first one wouldn't be taken. I also rode a pony called Mungy! It was short for Maungamera Silver Shadow (he was swiftly renamed Smartie...).

Someone, unfortunately, got the perfect name for my boy, who is prone to extreme tantrums when asked to do something he doesn't want to do. His registered name is Retaliate

 

[CatStew]

A white grey horse called Darkie
A palomino called Freckles
A little welshe called Twinkletoes (seriously, imagine standing in a field calling that!!)

Could somebody put a link up for Flange please? (never thought I'd say that!!)

 

[Its Not Magic]

A white grey horse called Darkie
A palomino called Freckles
A little welshe called Twinkletoes (seriously, imagine standing in a field calling that!!)

Could somebody put a link up for Flange please? (never thought I'd say that!!)

http://www.clipcloptraders.co.uk/Flange.html

www.clipcloptraders.co.uk

 

[CatStew]

http://www.clipcloptraders.co.uk/Flange.html

www.clipcloptraders.co.uk

I don't think that's the right link??

ETA sorry, must have been looking at the wrong bit? got it now

 

[LizzieJ]

my waste of space tb has a very apt name she went through the sale ring for a serious amount of money as a yearling... She's called Hasty Bid

 

[Hot_Toddy7]

I have a grey called Blue, mind you, he's more of a sh**ty grey.

 

[flirtygerty]

My bright bay gelding came to us as Thorn, I would love to know why they called him that, he's now known as the Brewster, cos he loves tea and beer (not together)

 

[Ahrena]

My lovely posh 16.1hh bay warmblood eventervis called Squirrel!
Luckily his passport/registered name is a bit smarter LOL but I have no idea where Squirrel came from

 

[peaceandquiet1]

A grey horse called Brandy!

 

[miss_bird]

Friends pony was called UGLY, and to be honest he was not the most handsome horse but he came wth that name and it just did not get changed

 

[Fosterdown]

Peterpan - coloured cob lovely boy but not that light on his feet lol
Lady - biggest tart I'v ever know ha ha
Ginger pig - beautiful chestnut gelding owned by my friend
Cold Turkey- lovely TB ex race horse

 

[annaellie]

I worked with a lady who's horse was called horse
I also used to have a pony called honey who was also a complete madam

 

[SpottyTB]

At the yard I learnt to ride, they had a dunn called chocolate fudge cake.

Also had a filly called filly, another called Tilly and another called milly....

 

[blood_magik]

we had a palomino QH called silver dollar seven and there's a cob-type pony on my new yard called swanky

we also had an appy called jolly coco - he was an absolutely pain and anything but jolly

 

[jendie]

My Horses have been OK but when I was involved in dog rescue we had one poor little wait arrive in and he was called, I joke not, Sh#tArs# The husband hated him and always had, hence the name. We renamed his ''Skek" and once he was in a loving home he was a different dog, went from a nervous heap to a bouncy, happy lad.

 

[Devonshire dumpling]

Not a horse, but throught it would make you chuckle......

Was in the vets on a busy saturday morning when someone wanted to register their dog on the system, they were new to the area..

Me - Awww he's cute, I need his name to put on the computer
Them - *********g B*****d S**t dog
me- haha he looks so cute, but whats his real name?
them - that is his name!
me- but i can't put that on the computer!
them - why not its his name!


HAHAHAHA will never forget that one!!

 

[muddygreymare]

The RS i went to had 2 ponies one called Fish and the other was called Chips and i think is still there

Not horsey but i know a person with chickens, all female, one is called Self Harm Steve..

And Flange.. poor horse!!!!

 

[emmah]

My new horse is called 'Emma' the same as me!! it can get very confusing at times

 

[Devonshire dumpling]

My new horse is called 'Emma' the same as me!! it can get very confusing at times

I think you should change your name to misty or something to make it easier lol

 

[Megibo]

And Flange.. poor horse!!!!

LOL


only one i can think of, was a little blue and white cob on our yard not so long ago called Chesney...i could have understood if he was a ginge!!

 

[diamondrockharvey]

I knew a horse called Ian.........such a shame!
My friend has a 'lazy' little conemara horse called Cyclone! hehe!

 

[kildalton]

oh my god! I have not laughed so much for ages, flange! lmao!

Trust Emma at Clip Clop traders to call a horse that !!

 

[Ottinmeg]

bay TB called snowy ,his mate was called hitch

my mate named her homebred foaly until she could think of a proper name..she never did so foaly it was and he was 16 plus hands

eldest daughters horse who is a soft sod is called hannibal on his passport (he was renamed otto before we got him )

fat black cob called pegasus

 

[maree t]

Lovely strawberry road at local riding stable called .......ferret !!!!
They call her Pink instead now

 

[liona123]

Dancer.....our old fat black irish cob!
Dinky ...... a chunky ish 15hh horse
Lion.....a mare who had a very thin mane and no courage

 

[minkymoo]

This is my favourite!!

 

[buddylove]

Mine all have very boring names, but as a child my hubby had a very smart show pony called.......Dusty Bin!!!!

 

[GingerCat]

On our yard there is a lovely little show pony named...Banana!

I also know ponies named Kevin, Mavis and Vinegar Vera (short for Guinevere)