Horses with unsuitable names!

A friend of mine had a gorgeous eventer, who had Duck as his registered name. Apparently, the previous owners put it down as a second name, as they assumed the first one wouldn't be taken. I also rode a pony called Mungy! It was short for Maungamera Silver Shadow (he was swiftly renamed Smartie...).

Someone, unfortunately, got the perfect name for my boy, who is prone to extreme tantrums when asked to do something he doesn't want to do. His registered name is Retaliate :rolleyes:
 
A white grey horse called Darkie
A palomino called Freckles
A little welshe called Twinkletoes (seriously, imagine standing in a field calling that!!)

Could somebody put a link up for Flange please? (never thought I'd say that!!:o)
 
my waste of space tb has a very apt name ;) she went through the sale ring for a serious amount of money as a yearling... She's called Hasty Bid :D
 
My lovely posh 16.1hh bay warmblood eventervis called Squirrel!
Luckily his passport/registered name is a bit smarter LOL but I have no idea where Squirrel came from
 
Peterpan - coloured cob lovely boy but not that light on his feet lol
Lady - biggest tart I'v ever know ha ha
Ginger pig - beautiful chestnut gelding owned by my friend
Cold Turkey- lovely TB ex race horse
 
I worked with a lady who's horse was called horse :)
I also used to have a pony called honey who was also a complete madam
 
At the yard I learnt to ride, they had a dunn called chocolate fudge cake.

Also had a filly called filly, another called Tilly and another called milly....
 
we had a palomino QH called silver dollar seven and there's a cob-type pony on my new yard called swanky :rolleyes:

we also had an appy called jolly coco - he was an absolutely pain and anything but jolly
 
My Horses have been OK but when I was involved in dog rescue we had one poor little wait arrive in and he was called, I joke not, Sh#tArs# The husband hated him and always had, hence the name. We renamed his ''Skek" and once he was in a loving home he was a different dog, went from a nervous heap to a bouncy, happy lad.
 
Not a horse, but throught it would make you chuckle......

Was in the vets on a busy saturday morning when someone wanted to register their dog on the system, they were new to the area..

Me - Awww he's cute, I need his name to put on the computer
Them - *********g B*****d S**t dog
me- haha he looks so cute, but whats his real name?
them - that is his name!
me- but i can't put that on the computer!
them - why not its his name!


HAHAHAHA will never forget that one!!
 
The RS i went to had 2 ponies one called Fish and the other was called Chips and i think is still there :P

Not horsey but i know a person with chickens, all female, one is called Self Harm Steve..

And Flange.. poor horse!!!!
 
bay TB called snowy ,his mate was called hitch

my mate named her homebred foaly until she could think of a proper name..she never did so foaly it was and he was 16 plus hands

eldest daughters horse who is a soft sod is called hannibal on his passport (he was renamed otto before we got him )

fat black cob called pegasus
 
Dancer.....our old fat black irish cob! :)
Dinky ...... a chunky ish 15hh horse :D
Lion.....a mare who had a very thin mane and no courage :)
 
This is my favourite!!

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On our yard there is a lovely little show pony named...Banana!

I also know ponies named Kevin, Mavis and Vinegar Vera (short for Guinevere) :D
 
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