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CAYLA

CAYLA

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I took a call at work from a lady asking how her poorly pup was before she went to bed.
I said I would call back with a report.

Toddles off to do a quick inpatient check and has my usual one way conversation with my patients which kind of goes like this:o

"hello ickle baby wabey, tell me how your ickle wickle tum tum is my ickle baby":o
mammy has been asking how the ickle poorly wuvley baby wabey is":o
"I will tickle your poorly tummy wummy ickle baby":o (well I know I know....but it gets a little tail wag and cheers them up, esp this one as it was a baby spangle:o

Wonders around and can hear a cracking noise, check my emergency phone in my pocket and its still on (open line):eek: I said "hello" and the lady said "so did he tell you how his ickly tummy wummey is"?:o:o:o:o:o:o:D (lets just hope my boss does not get a call asking who the crazy girl who talks to animals is":o

1st time I have been caught out talking puppy talk to a puppy in such a disgraceful manner:o
 
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chestnuttymare said:
that's funny. I bet the owner felt better though after hearing that. like you said, at least you weren't cursing. x
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It's funny for me:o no one sees that side, thats for me and the patients:p:D
sometimes I hide them under their bedding and then say "I see you ickle baby" as I uncver them and repeat it a zillion times to get some excitement from a poorly pup:o:o (I realise im now letting ridiculous secrets out):o

I never thought I would be heard:eek::D:D:D:D

Good job it was not me shouting up the corridor at my own dogs "get out that **** bin liner, you greedy******or I will come down there and *********you:D:D:D:D:D (cos a staff member has chucked a pasty paper in or the scraps off their dinner:p
 
Awww that's really cute! :p

I got out of my car to open the gate to the horses field shouting "HELLOOOO MY BIG CHUBBY WUBBY BUMS!" only to turn and see 4 rather hefty walkers glowering at me from the lane...*cringe*:rolleyes:
 
I so hope that the other liveries don't overhhear Daughter and me holding a conversation as if we were the horses. One is the voice of a small child and the other a rather supercilious wise man.

Well, that's who they are!!
 
How did the term spangle come about? Can cavvies be included? :D And I have to say, I'd love you to look after mine, that must have been lovely for the owner to hear!
 
E13 said:
How did the term spangle come about? Can cavvies be included? :D And I have to say, I'd love you to look after mine, that must have been lovely for the owner to hear!
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You recon:o you would not think I was unhinged:o:o:p
Spangle is actually a forum term (the looneys here) named them spangles:D

I have a cavi :)
 
LJR said:
That is too funny :D:p

I'm impressed she could hear through your trouser pockets :cool:
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I was all on me lonesome that night so tend to either be singing or talking extremely loud to my dogs, myself or the inpateints:o or sometimes I race the dogs up the corridor:o:o "I hope my boss ain't reading this" she is already aware im a fruit loop this may worry her even more:eek::D

We also play in the lift :o:o
 
I have been overheard talking to an invisible (he's there, honest) Mister Pooh Bear. As in 'could you open the window please, Mister Pooh Bear?' or 'please make me a sandwich, Mister Pooh Bear'. Mister Pooh Bear is very obliging and always does these little things for me. 'Thank you, Mister Pooh Bear'.

No, I don't think you're unhinged at all, Cayla :D
 
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