Positive association? Start yelling "lorry" during intimate moments and, possibly muttering it in his ear every time he takes a bite of steak... Until the mere mention of equine transport has him salivating and ... well... y'know...
And then you tell him you're buying one
Possibly while lathering yourself in chocolate mousse for him to lick of... Or some sort of salad puree if he wouldn't care for the mousse-calories.Nah I understand cars, and the desire to own smart ones and look after them like well bred TBs
Voluntarily working out makes me feel in need of a lie down though
I like the idea of telling him naked too
What you do is tell him you need to have a serious chat with him, you've had this on your mind for so long but you can't hide it from him any longer, you need to discuss this important issue with him as you don't think you can keep it in any longer. Then you tell him you want to buy a half share in a lorry , he will be So relieved that your not leaving him he will be delighted about the lorry
What you do is tell him you need to have a serious chat with him, you've had this on your mind for so long but you can't hide it from him any longer, you need to discuss this important issue with him as you don't think you can keep it in any longer. Then you tell him you want to buy a half share in a lorry , he will be So relieved that your not leaving him he will be delighted about the lorry
JFTD you may no longer complain about confir/ormation due to your "uphauling" spelling in this thread!
errr. sorry to break it to you but "uphaulment" is a forum in-joke
btw, "By Jove" is a double ablative, since Jove (iove) is the ablative declension of iupiter and thus you are in fact saying "By by Jupiter"
me and OH don't share finances or a bank account. We pay set things each and the rest we do as we please with. It helps that we earn the same, so one isn't left broke whilst the other has lots of spare cash. Do it do it do it!!errr. sorry to break it to you but "uphaulment" is a forum in-joke
btw, "By Jove" is a double ablative, since Jove (iove) is the ablative declension of iupiter and thus you are in fact saying "By by Jupiter"
Oh well you missed an f somewhere too which is unforgivable for a scholar of your standing, I'm afraid
I have no idea about the second para so have gone into hiding now.
Rather than call it a horse lorry, you could rebrand it to him as a "Super fun, marital orgy-bus!" instead?
Yes, well it is certainly true than I am a shockingly attrocious typist
I confess, I get my kicks reading books written by men in tweed who can speak Latin and Greek and watch "rugger" on the weekends. Is there a self help group I can go to for therapy?
*epic thread hijack*
Incidentally I am 63 pages into your fave book and I am not feeling the love thus far
It doesn't matter about hijacking the thread Billie is away loving up with her hubby and a tube of primula cheese (or something) moaning "lorry" in his lug. The poor guy won't know what hit him.
Incidentally I am 63 pages into your fave book and I am not feeling the love thus far
It doesn't matter about hijacking the thread Billie is away loving up with her hubby and a tube of primula cheese (or something) moaning "lorry" in his lug. The poor guy won't know what hit him.
I read Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky and other crap for fun 
Ah but what if he says actually I agree, I have something to tell you too...
this will only work if you're 100% sure he can't live without you. Its cruel but completely necessary and at least he won't be expecting orgies all the time
Without me he would be forced to go and use a public gym, for a germ phobic OCD freak this would be the end of the World.
It seems I have bargaining power Mwah ha ha ha ha ha.....
