I have a Buser update

[littlemisslauren]

you jammy cow

No, I will see it never happens Muahahahahahahaha

I quite like the sound dossing in the cow barn but me and Lauren need to stay for a week, it will take 4 days to get there

More like a week if we crammed into the 500!
How did asking for a northern meet up turn into blo*dy Somerset??

Everyone knows Durham is THE place to be LMAO (I can't even keep a straight face saying that lol)

 

[Dobiegirl]

Vizzy I knew you would like it you get to sleep in your own bed

Cayla we dont have a combine harvester as our fields are all grass dont need one for that. We live under the mendips so no inbreeding round here plus Im an Essex girl who lives in white stilettos.

 

[Vizslak]

I deffo like this plan! Cayla and LML can have beds at mine too, with their flipping dogs. Sorted! Where abouts is your house?! I know you are probably the closest forum member to me!

 

[Vizslak]

Just to add, I'm not some wierd stalker, I dont want your address or anything!

 

[CAYLA]

More like a week if we crammed into the 500!
How did asking for a northern meet up turn into blo*dy Somerset??

Everyone knows Durham is THE place to be LMAO (I can't even keep a straight face saying that lol)

LMFAO, I spat all over the screen too and I never said it.

 

[WoopsiiD]

Well if Cayla is to be believed I have a dungeon you can all stay in. Can't be a bank holiday as I get double time from the punters then.

 

[CAYLA]

I deffo like this plan! Cayla and LML can have beds at mine too, with their flipping dogs. Sorted! Where abouts is your house?! I know you are probably the closest forum member to me!

DON'T TELL HER.........SHE IS LIKE A FREAKING STALKER

 

[Dobiegirl]

Vizzy I will pm you we dont want a rave.

 

[Vizslak]

Whats your rate? I could ad for some work down this way for ya so you wont miss your wages

 

[CAYLA]

Well if Cayla is to be believed I have a dungeon you can all stay in. Can't be a bank holiday as I get double time from the punters then.

you are scaring me you would never whip us would ya



you would.....wouldn't ya *gulps*

 

[Vizslak]

Vizzy I will pm you we dont want a rave.

Er Cayla is coming...there will def be 'raving' of some sort

 

[WoopsiiD]

Whats your rate? I could ad for some work down this way for ya so you wont miss your wages

Fair play....
I don't do postcards in telephone boxes though!


Might be a bit noisy if we are in tents.....

 

[Vizslak]

Its alright, I'll put an ad in the local feed shop! Maybe DG has an old outbuilding you could use?!

 

[WoopsiiD]

Don't fear C......
I can put the mask on you so you don't see it coming.......

 

[WoopsiiD]

OOOOh an outbuilding!
Thats an upgrade from the dungeon!
I can get more MP's in there.....

 

[CAYLA]

Er Cayla is coming...there will def be 'raving' of some sort

I ranting and raving

 

[Dobiegirl]

No trade round here its got to be St Pauls, Bristol because if you put a post up in the feed place she will get animal perverts.

 

[CAYLA]

Fair play....
I don't do postcards in telephone boxes though!


Might be a bit noisy if we are in tents.....

Dear god, im petrified

 

[WoopsiiD]

Ranting eh...
I'll get reading that World Peace book that you will have noticed that I also bought along with my whips, chains, masks, body bags, shovels.....

 

[littlemisslauren]

I think you lot from down sarffff should pop onto google maps and type in Durham, I dont think you all grasp how cut off I am from civilisation (Cayla obv does not count). Somerset is over 300 miles away (Yes.. I admit I had no idea where it was other than 'south' so I googled )

Cayla has a big garden... you can all camp there I can house an oldie for the night

 

[Vizslak]

I was thinking more of John DG!!

 

[CAYLA]

No trade round here its got to be St Pauls, Bristol because if you put a post up in the feed place she will get animal perverts.

Dear lord DG don't be dragged into this filth

 

[CAYLA]

I think you lot from down sarffff should pop onto google maps and type in Durham, I dont think you all grasp how cut off I am from civilisation (Cayla obv does not count). Somerset is over 300 miles away (Yes.. I admit I had no idea where it was other than 'south' so I googled )

Cayla has a big garden... you can all camp there I can house an oldie for the night

LMAO, which oldie.........dare ya

My garden is not that bloody big, I live in a megar small house and have neighbours

 

[KAZZAR]

Theres no way my girl is going down any further than yorkshire and theres no tents going on my lawn ok

 

[Dobiegirl]

Vizzy my old boss used to go out with him, he used to send the Rolls for her back in his younger days.

Would he be up to it now excuse the pun. He would probabley like t watch though might even pay extra maybe we could be her pimps, they make serious money.

 

[CAYLA]

Vizzy I knew you would like it you get to sleep in your own bed

Cayla we dont have a combine harvester as our fields are all grass dont need one for that. We live under the mendips so no inbreeding round here plus Im an Essex girl who lives in white stilettos.

Essex, sha app have ou been vagazilled

 

[Vizslak]

Vizzy my old boss used to go out with him, he used to send the Rolls for her back in his younger days.

Would he be up to it now excuse the pun. He would probabley like t watch though might even pay extra maybe we could be her pimps, they make serious money.

I'm guessing he'd certainly try!!!

 

[Vizslak]

Theres no way my girl is going down any further than yorkshire and theres no tents going on my lawn ok

Ah Sharrup! You have finally registered! You could come too but need to stay and look after the place (like every other day ) So tough titties!

 

[CAYLA]

Theres no way my girl is going down any further than yorkshire and theres no tents going on my lawn ok

 

[WoopsiiD]

HANG ON!!!
I've gone from being self employed to having TWO managing directors???
How did that happen?
Rolls eh?
Now if that was an Aston Martin....and his own land....