Pigeon
Well-Known Member
For how bridleway gates should be designed.
- Firstly the material. Metal, obviously - it must be both sharp and unwieldy, and require the fire services in an incident rather than a bloke with a hand saw.
- It should be super narrow, because we don't want large or fat horses on the bridleways!
- It will have lots of bits sticking out, ideal for catching tack and unsuspecting knees.
- It's vital that it snaps shut super quickly, because who doesn't love manoeuvring narrow spaces at speed?
- And the shutting should be accompanied by an ungodly clang, because horses really adore sudden loud noises immediately behind them.
Do you think they will buy it and install thousands throughout the country? Or does my idea have some flaws?
Seriously though. Who on earth thought these were a good design? Half a foot wider and wood, with a chain loop rather than an autolatch. I've just heard of so many accidents. SO many. I honestly would personally donate a lump of money if it went some way toward getting some of these replaced with wooden gates. I get that wood deteriorates and will need replacing more often, but the initial outlay would be cheaper, surely?
- Firstly the material. Metal, obviously - it must be both sharp and unwieldy, and require the fire services in an incident rather than a bloke with a hand saw.
- It should be super narrow, because we don't want large or fat horses on the bridleways!
- It will have lots of bits sticking out, ideal for catching tack and unsuspecting knees.
- It's vital that it snaps shut super quickly, because who doesn't love manoeuvring narrow spaces at speed?
- And the shutting should be accompanied by an ungodly clang, because horses really adore sudden loud noises immediately behind them.
Do you think they will buy it and install thousands throughout the country? Or does my idea have some flaws?
Seriously though. Who on earth thought these were a good design? Half a foot wider and wood, with a chain loop rather than an autolatch. I've just heard of so many accidents. SO many. I honestly would personally donate a lump of money if it went some way toward getting some of these replaced with wooden gates. I get that wood deteriorates and will need replacing more often, but the initial outlay would be cheaper, surely?