I love my horse because........

[Tia]

Now Twankey, this is a topic where I could help you greatly

. If you need lots of replies to win, then I am happy to respond with an individual post for each of my horses if you wish.

 

[only_me]

because he greats me everyday at 4pm in his field - comes over to say hello

and he is so honest he puts up with my mistakes.

plus only I could love him - he has some awful habits

 

[Seahorse]

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I love my horse *DESPITE* the fact she broke nearly all the bones in my face!!

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and I love mine *DESPITE* the fact he nearly broke my ribs!

 

[Moggy in Manolos]

I love my horse because she is simply one in a million, she puts up with me like no one else does, she always tries so hard for me and never seems to complain in any way, she gets on with it and i adore her even with her few faults

 

[minerva]

i love my horse as i am in denial over his behaviour!

 

[saskia295]

because.... he's amazing, grumpy, extremely talented, an absolute character and my wonderful little man

 

[Puppy]

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I love my horse *DESPITE* the fact she broke nearly all the bones in my face!!

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and I love mine *DESPITE* the fact he nearly broke my ribs!

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Ha! Mine definitely wins!!

 

[SunSmile]

I love my horses because they put up with me - well someone has too!!

 

[Natch]

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Please answer why you love your horse here

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You shouldn't have to have a reason to love them, you just should

Call yourself a fluffy binny hugger do you?!?

Oh go on then, its the way his eyes light up when he sees a carrot and the way he'll do anything for it, the way he has taught me so much about myself and the way he is SOooooo stubbon you ry for months for the simplest of things and then when he gives it its light floating on a golden cloud....


*Naturally will be back shortly, she's f*cked off to dream land again*

 

[jacks_mum]

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Call yourself a fluffy binny hugger do you?!?

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Noooo, I'm sure she said Bunny hugger

 

[Natch]

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Noooo, I'm sure she said Bunny hugger

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[Seahorse]

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I love my horse *DESPITE* the fact she broke nearly all the bones in my face!!

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and I love mine *DESPITE* the fact he nearly broke my ribs!

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Ha! Mine definitely wins!!

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LOL It certainly does, I'll give you that one

 

[Shilasdair]

Have some dignity, Twankey.

I love my horse because it isn't headshy, and therefore I'll be able to blast its brains out with consumate ease.

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[Three]

they are all cute as wee little buttons (what does that mean exactly???)

And because they absorb money like sponges (not that sponges absorb money but you get the drift) and thus prevent me from spending it on booze and needing a liver replacement on the NHS or become violent in the street and wasting valuable police time or being sick in the front garden and upsetting the neighbours.

Or spending money on clothes, or going out, or on my lovely lovely children, or friends or anything else and thus ensure that all I can afford to do with the few minutes at weekends when I'm not tending to their incredibly demanding natures is spend time on HHO.

And I love them because I have to go and see them every day, twice a day (at least when I'm not working to earn money to keep them) in the rain, fog, frost, snow, howling gales, torrential rain. And on Christmas Day, my birthday, days when I'm ill, days when I'm tired and every other day (as long as I'm not at work etc) no matter how special.

And because when I do go and see them I can slither about in the mud, risking throwing my back out, or carrying heavy buckets, bales and bags thus upsetting my poor old knees and muck out vast barrows of wee and poo filled bedding whilst topping up buckets and haybars with expensive feed, hay, readygrass etc (did I mention the money?).

They're also lovely because they have big brown eyes, and fluffy ears and... no, no good, it's easier to rant about how much they cost and how time consuming they are.

 

[3Beasties]

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Have some dignity, Twankey.

I love my horse because it isn't headshy, and therefore I'll be able to blast its brains out with consumate ease.

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PMSL!!

 

[YorksG]

I love my horse because they love me

Is that bad enough Twanky?

 

[Tankey]

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Tankey

I did this topic on Wednesday

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And I bet yours will go into H&H next week and mine wont

 

[Dogbetty141]

I love my horse because as soon as I walk on the yard he whinnies at me to say hello and also to about the 15 other people who walk on the yard after me! "Please someone feed me im starving you know"!

And also because if he was a human I imagine him to be like a grumpy old man who loves me!

 

[Tankey]

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Thankyou for your replies everyone.

Can I have some more, cos now i have to beat Weezys post as well to get into HHO.....typical

Yes please Tia, one for each horse

 

[Seahorse]

I love my horse because I left him out in the field since tuesday with just a mw turnout rug on, he's fully clipped and used to being a stabled 'posh' horse.
I got him in today, took his rug off expecting to find something resembling a rescue case and




he looked no bloody different! I still can't feel his ribs...